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I did my part. You’re welcome DM me if you want your own custom T- shirt!

@MikeBales Only if Mike took a three hour nap at 4 PM

Mike got invited to an event at 10pm on Tuesday. Mike is 57 years old. Is Mike going?

@Karawontmiss Because they’re all connected to different women

If all P*ssy are the same, why do men still cheat? 🤔

@MarindaVannoy1 @WhatSquinkyEye We’re still masculine. We’re just in our mid 60s now.

Can someone please explain to me like I'm five exactly what happened to men being masculine?

@WickedLefty @thevivafrei Oh wow. I forgot that he had gotten those drugs and never use them. Gives me the chills.

@MRICTPET @thevivafrei Ya, and then she repeats in her reply to Viva. She could still be an organ donor if she took the meds Scott had ordered (which he said is legal in Cali)

My first thought, and I have no insider information or confidential details, is suicide. In the absence of any other corroborating illness, when a caregiver loses the person they were caring for, life can become even more difficult. I hope I am wrong. One way or the other, this is an unfathomable tragedy. Prayers for everyone.

@james_xond That’s easy. The Obama presidency.

Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when everything in society started getting noticeably worse?

🙏She was an amazing woman.

@ThrillaRilla369 Kidney stones passing is 100% the worst

Tell me a pain that is worse than a toothache...Aside from child birth

@Tarikh_Eran @DrSHankMD It’s time for the Persians to take back their country!

🚨🇮🇷 REPORT: A group of masked Iranians have set a house on fire belonging to a judge who was handing out death sentences to protesters in the city of Mashhad No more sitting around. People are taking actions.

@Mens_Corner__ My dick wouldn’t be able to fill up 2s gap so….

@hjluks So what’s your MRI criteria for considering rotator cuff surgery?

I've been a shoulder surgeon for close to 30 years... It's pretty clear now that most rotator cuff tears do not require surgery. Some do. Most don't. Why is that? Why can a shoulder with a cuff tear function normally? Well... check the first reply and find out.

@MbarkCherguia Yes!

Men only Is this considered “fat” ?

@Breaking57 Low dose testosterone will do wonders

In the past 6 years she doesn't want to do anything

@honeymoon250 I mean… She’s hideous!

Men, be 100% honest… $7,000,000cash right now or HER?

@ThrillaRilla369 And it’s 10 times worse if you’ve been a smoker in your past.

Cigarette smell has to be one of the worst smells in the history of smelling

Best candy bar of all time: it can't be Snickers.

@Butz1947 @MbarkCherguia

@MRICTPET @MbarkCherguia Und du bist der größte Depp auf Gottes Erdboden, arroganter Schnösel!

This guy was a legend when I was growing up. Do you know who he is?

@Honu70 @ActualFriendsVE @RubinReport @drdrew It’s a lifesaver for diabetes. My A1c has not been over six in years.

@ActualFriendsVE @RubinReport @drdrew It actually helps with my partners A1C. That is why this drug was developed correct? She had bariatric surgery before this shot came out to help control her diabetes.

The "Actual Friends" on Ozempic’s dangers, and how Olivia Wilde’s frail look is a warning to GLP-1 users @RubinReport: A lot of people are saying Olivia Wilde's Post Ozempic face is the worst/best example of the dangers of GLP-1s." @drdrew: If were no such thing as GLP-1s, you'd think Olivia is starving herself or has cancer/aids cachexia. @sagesteele: What about their loved ones, seeing them looking like this? Are they doing anything about it? Do they have anyone who cares about them to go "you don't need [Ozempic], you look beautiful just the way you are..."

@ActualFriendsVE @RubinReport @drdrew Sarcopenia is real.

@Ersin0X Fuck you. Bitch! Grow old alone.

FR does it look like i have any fucks left to give anyone??? leave me the fuck alone