Mid Sussex Heathens CC

Well… WE’VE ONLY GONE AND BLOODY DONE IT! Heathens secure a famous league and cup double with victory at Hove 🏆 Thanks for the game @MiddletonCC 🤝 Time to fold? 😉

AGM RESULTS ALERT 🚨 New Club President - Big Knob Rob♟️ Vice Saturday Captain - Worsty Slam Captains group - Wilkins, Slarky, Russ Welfare Officer - Dhruv Enforcer - Enty Adult Entertainment Officer🔞- & Wee Man & Poisonous Dwarf We’re so back😜🍺🏏

Nice to see the England lads spent their summer watching and learning from the Heathens… #Dolly

Will Glenn wins the Lifetime Achievement Award. Puts in a lot of work behind the scenes and deserves all the plaudits he gets. Mr Heathens 👏🏻 🏏

Clubman of the year. Never in doubt, Ryan Jackson. Mr consistent 👏🏻

Big nob Rob top wicket taker. His poor Mrs 👏🏻

Dick of the Year. AJB. Crowned off with a fantastic rap to celebrate 🎤

Harry Jones wins something weird and talks about packet and Palestine. One normal day of Barclays…

Best leave of the season. Joe Russ, to be faired to him he always would get a jaffer and never be his fault

Invisible hands award. Dhruv Amin. Congratulations Dhruv for dropping just the 65 catches this season 👏🏻

Biggest disappointment is Wilkies for playing 5 times and trying to play football instead.

Best drop of the season - George and Worsty Congratulations men

Alfie Slark greatest comeback of the year. Back from Bermuda refreshed and scored 400 runs. Congratulations Alfie. It’s EOSD btw

Oh, we won btw. Media rep forgot to mention it. Wilkins again with a half ton, Slark out on 46😂 BKR & Jackson pick of the bowlers. 2 games to go…💚🏏 Enjoy a pic of my celebratory post match steaks

‼️HEATHENS WIN‼️ A spirited Smallfield fight back wasn’t enough for the visitors as we bowl them all out for 141, 45 runs short. Barnes (3), Wells (3) and Jackson (2) the bowling standouts. UTH🏏💚

A classic heathens collapse sees us finish for 186 all out from 33 overs. Wilkins (81) and Will Glenn (60) that standouts. UTH💚🏏

‼️50 UP‼️ You guessed it. That man again… Wilkins with another brilliant knock. 152/4 at drinks. UTH🏏💚

‼️50 UP‼️ Skipper Will Glenn continues his good form with a quick fire 50. A really solid start from the Heathens. 12 overs gone, 108 runs scored for one wicket. UTH💚🏏

🚨STARTING XI🚨 It might be tough from here but we have not given up hope of promotion. In more important news, the Vicky Sponge of the year award takes another turn as Mrs Wilkins looks to enter the contest with her effort this afternoon and we can’t wait to try it. UTH💚🏏

Almost as good as the Lords honours board

Now that is a very nice day out. How good is cricket?