Karma Girl

oomf urgently called to inform us that his friend ate shit biking on the west side highway bike path and a man helped him up + asked if he was ok and when he looked up it was none other than mayor zohran mamdani on his citibike. closest you can get irl to being saved by spiderman

This gave me goosebumps. Owner Mike Repole consoles jockey Irad Ortiz Jr. after finishing behind his brother in 2nd place at the Kentucky Derby “If you’re ever going to lose, you lose to your brother. Family won today.” ❤️

In a wheelchair...

Dijo una vez Liam Neeson sobre Natasha Richardson: “Me dijeron que tenía daño cerebral irreversible. Ver la radiografía fue impactante. Estaba conectada a soporte vital. Entré a su habitación y le dije: ‘Te amo, cariño, pero no vas a volver de esto. Te golpeaste en la cabeza. No sé si puedas escucharme, pero vamos a hacer lo siguiente: te llevaré de vuelta a Nueva York, vendrá la familia y nuestros amigos’. Ambos habíamos hecho un pacto: si uno de nosotros entraba en estado vegetativo, el otro lo desconectaría. Así que cuando la vi con esos tubos, de inmediato pensé: ‘Ella ya se ha ido’. Donamos tres de sus órganos, así que está manteniendo a tres personas con vida. Su corazón, sus riñones y su hígado.”

I voted for Obama, Clinton, Biden, and Harris. My conscience is clear.

Angel is exactly like her name! This loving girl enjoys being petted and will climb right into your lap when she wants ear and face rubs, and she purrs so loudly when you pet her! Learn more at ow.ly/ppiQ50YTFVE and email Mary at mmccarroll@arl-iowa.org to meet her!

“Atheists will never get to Heaven!” Most of us know this. We also know we won’t get to Oz, Middle-earth, Narnia, or Valhalla. But we can still choose to be decent people anyway, right?

Oh man, and right in his own back yard.

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That's not sex. It's R A P E

Where the hell is my congressman, Tom Kean Jr.? 50+ votes missed. Still trading stocks. This isn’t just about my district. This is an abuse of his office. We deserve answers. We deserve better.

@sheilatebra Beautiful ❤️ thank you for sharing the miracle of kindness. Your daughter rocks.

Anonymous My daughter is fourteen. Noticed something I missed entirely. We have a woman on our street. Older. Seventies. Walks her dog every evening. My daughter noticed she always slowed down in front of houses with kids playing outside. Just for a moment. Watching. Smiling. My daughter started waving. Then saying hello. Then stopping to talk. Found out the woman’s name is Helen. Husband passed five years ago. Grown kids in other states. The dog is named Walter and is twelve years old and arthritic... My daughter asked if she could walk with her sometime. Helen said she’d like that very much. Now my daughter walks with Helen and Walter three evenings a week. Does her homework at Helen’s kitchen table on Tuesdays because Helen makes good tea and it’s quiet. Helen has been teaching her to knit. My daughter is not naturally patient but she’s learning. Last month Helen had a bad fall. Nothing broken but she was shaken. My daughter sat with her for four hours until Helen’s daughter could fly in. Helen’s daughter took my number. Texts me updates. Calls my daughter Helen’s girl. My daughter said Mom she just needed someone to notice she was slowing down. I said most people walk right past that. She said I know. That’s why I stopped.

People say Canadian healthcare is not free, because we pay taxes for it. But in America, people pay taxes and still have to pay for healthcare out of their pockets. And if they are broke, the hospital tells them to go die.

@ThatEricAlper Nap time 💞

@IAmPoliticsGirl Same

I’ve become a Jerome Powell super fan.

FACT: If Democrats were the ones rigging elections, Trump never would have been President.

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