It's The End of the World As We Know It

Back when Dad was still around, we used to have some pine trees. At certain times of the year, birds would be there chatting up a storm. Dad would walk up to tree and yell, "SHUUUT UUUP!!!" The tree'd go silent for around 30 seconds. We'd laugh so hard. Then it'd start up again.

Why didn't piano sheet music come out as fold-outs from the beginning so no one would have to turn the page?

@weatherchannel If our weather surges even a little beyond triple digits, we're all dead. :)

I wonder if it's possible for someone on the Amazing Race to make a deal with one of the teams and give them all of the upcoming challenges in advance so they can prep in exchange for a cut of the million? Season 36 is making me wonder. LOL. No one's that good.

Knew there was a reason why I was never a fan of a muskmelon. #muskfelon #fight

I don't have a Real ID. I guess the one I have is fake. Or I'm fake. Am I not real? *pokes self* I feel solid.

@FrankConniff Doing a Jan in the Pan impersonation?

Ahhhhh!!! Billy’s severed head!!!#caturday #splatterday

Anyone else find it near impossible to go one day without spending a cent? (I don't mean the daily % of a monthly bill or rent, etc). I mean just stuff one needs. (Not wants.) Needs. #toiletpaper #papertowels #deodorant #shampoo #dishsoap #SOSpads #garbagebags Always something.

Fertility rates are down. No, they're not. Women are realizing that they don't want to bring children into this world in a country that is stupid enough to elect POSs like Trump as president.

I would rather look old than plastic.

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I have now figured out why I have never liked the smell of musk. Must have known what was coming.

I do feel badly for anyone losing their jobs over our idiot President's decisions, and folks who work at Tesla if all this Musk stuff ends up affecting them. It's not their fault the higher-ups are dickweeds.

Guess if I ever shoot myself, I'm gonna have to consider which hand I use. Family will say, "She's a lefty". Cops will say, "She shot herself with her right hand." I WOULD. I am only a lefty for writing and eating and opening jars. Just saying people use both hands! #copshows

Still waiting, @netflix

And ... it's gone. Had to look it up again.

Anyone else just feeling really nervous? Like waiting for the other shoe to drop? I don't like it. Heh.

@SoCal_Chemistry Nor I. Not an apple pie person in general. I love apples, though. I think it's the texture. Some foods I don't like as mush. Like carrots. I'll eat raw ones all day.

I have a confession to make. I've never had a McDonald's apple pie in my entire life.

@jordana_greene Mine resets because I missed a day. WTH? Took me a bit to figure that out. I KNOW I didn't miss the word last time. But I missed a DAY. No game should force me to show up every day.

@MST3K_4_Life I stopped doing wordle when they dumped my stats a second time, wanting even more information & a EULA that was insanely long, complicated & had few rights for the user. All for a simple game. Basically, mining information they were most likely going to sell sell & share.

Doing what I can to eliminate stress so removing all games in my life that make me say "Fuck You". Bye, Wordle. I don't need to feel badly because I ruined a streak. 😂

@jordana_greene I like that.

@MST3K_4_Life I saw someone say they were going to have Ouija boards handed out at their funeral, with notes saying, please keep in touch.

I am writing my OWN obituary, thank you, and it will be funny and honest. Ha ha. And also, who came up with that absolutely stupid idea that the photo of me has to be when I'm old? Fuck that. It's gonna be when I'm 29. That's how I wanna be remembered.

RE: Migrants and shoes and trains ... (oh, my!) Who brainwashed us in the first place to believe that shoes had such value? They are objects to keep our feet safe and comfortable. That's all. No one should ever pay more than $30 to put something on their feet.