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BANG!!!!! HARPER 3+ K’s!!!!

@jummy_big Happens

We are now 0-2 once again. #sploogemachine

@jummy_big You should’ve seen the notes I sent out. How did you not pickup the Cock today???

@jummy_big @GovTimWalz Taj Bradley, Byron Buxton, or Kody Klemens might have some Somalia in them if you look closely. #Sploogeonsomalia

@GovTimWalz Tim I’m disappointed that there are no Somalian immigrants represented on our Minnesota team. What happened to inclusion? I will be boycotting the Twins organization until further notice. #sploogeontim

I like our odds against Tampa Bay in 30 degree weather.

Would anyone be surprised if the Beyers start the year as a combined 0-3 in the league after week 1? #FAMILYTRADITION

Wow two more confirmed gay members in the league on top of our commish

@barstoolsports Hey @xuvbiycdtgugi any thoughts on this? Can we get a splooge over here @jummy_big

Sydney Sweeney Just Pulled Off Some Of The Craziest Poses In Lingerie Promo History? WOW! s.barstool.link/c/article-3564…

Barry Bonds, Chase Utley, Don Mattingly, Roger Clemons, and Aaron Judge are not great. I stand with them not going into the hall of fame.

@xuvbiycdtgugi @Andreas23795691 @sydneyfiles @jummy_big Welcome to the Splooge

@MTOYInsider @Andreas23795691 @sydneyfiles @jummy_big Nope

Sydney Sweeney has reportedly dissolved the production company she previously co-founded with her ex-fiancé Jonathan Davino. She has since relaunched the banner independently under the same name, now serving as CEO, CFO and Secretary. (via: tmz.com/2026/02/23/syd…)

Actress Margot Robbie reveals in a new interview that her favorite MLB prospect is James Wood. “I love watching him play. I’m a big into MLB prospects, it’s incredible to watch these guys develop and I think James Wood has the potential to be a superstar with the Nationals.”

I took the meat

@xuvbiycdtgugi @Andreas23795691 @sydneyfiles @jummy_big You don’t know what @jummy_big’s sploogemachine is????

@MTOYInsider @Andreas23795691 @sydneyfiles @jummy_big No what does that mean

@xuvbiycdtgugi @Andreas23795691 @sydneyfiles Have you seen @jummy_big’s sploogemachine yet? #sploogeongus

@Andreas23795691 @sydneyfiles Leave scooter to get dignity back

@jummy_big At least this may detour your streak of being Retard of the Week for 25 weeks in a row

@MTOYInsider The Gardy party’s support this move! Our weekly brain farts will be no more! #sploogemachine

WITH MY FIRST ACT AS DICTATOR, LINEUPS WILL LOCK ON MONDAYS. ENJOY!

Commish is dead. I am now the dictator

@yllib_b Yo GingER Why do we need to have a zoom meeting to go over things for a fantasy baseball league? Can’t these things just be sent in a text?? There’s no point to this meeting. @succulentcheeto is obviously the real commissioner of this league.

FREEDOM

FREEEEEEDOM I AM BACK. FUCK YOU MIKE. YOU CANT CONTAIN ME ANYMORE. LETS GO NATS BASEBALL

Could you imagine naming your team after another man’s ass? Congrats on your month!