Praise be to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!
62 And the high priest arose and said to Him, "Do You answer nothing? What is it these men testify against You?"
63 But Jesus kept silent. And the high priest answered and said to Him, "I put You under oath by the living God: Tell us if You are the Christ, the Son of God!"
64 Jesus said to him, "It is as you said. Nevertheless, I say to you, hereafter you will see the Son of Man sitting at the right hand of the Power, and coming on the clouds of heaven."
- Matthew 26:62-64
A man sits at a bar next to a beautiful woman. After a moment, he glances at his watch and sighs.
She asks, "Is something wrong with your watch?"
"No," he replies casually. "It's a smart watch. It can read situations."
"Oh really?" she smiles. "What does it say about me?"
He looks at the watch and lowers his voice. "It says you're not wearing any underwear."
She laughs. "That can't be right. I am!"
He taps the watch and shakes his head.
"Figures... it's always an hour ahead."
An 85-year-old man had to take a sperm count for his physical exam.
The doctor gave him a jar and said, "Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow." The next day the man returned to the office and handed him the jar, which was as clean and empty as the day before.
The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained,
"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then my left, still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left—nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then the teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too—first with both hands, then an armpit, she even tried squeezin' it between her knees—but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open!"
@TaylorRMarshall Not all Catholics are enthralled with this Social Democrat POPE who is networking with Obama/AXELROD... the POPE is from ILLINOIS... a filthy Democrat State. He's out of line and should shut up .
Foo Fighters performing "Paranoid" with Geezer Butler of Black Sabbath in Birmingham.
How lucky we are to keep seeing these reunions between rock legends.
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits...
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and
took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
One of the saddest days as an American when democrats showed their hands to the world.
They do not care about America or Americans. They care about keeping their illegals to maintain power over you and I.
Never forget.
@MattWalshBlog You really don't want to go down the road of defying judges Matt. Think a Democrat is never going to be President again?
The reason Trump's immigration crack down has slowed is because it's insanely unpopular. If people liked it they would be doing more of it
If Trump is going to spend huge amounts of political capital on something ugly and difficult but necessary, it should be mass deportations of every single illegal alien regardless of age or criminal record, and defying every judge who tries to stop him. That is the kind of war, the kind of risky move with potentially disastrous political ramifications (but maybe not), that I would get behind every step of the way and so would millions of ordinary Americans. It’s an extreme measure that must be done and if Trump doesn’t do it, it’s likely that no one ever will.
Canceled my blue check, it was worthless. My posts were seen by like 0.5% of my followers. There was no tangible benefit. What point is there to be able to write a long post if it isn't even seen? What a scam.
It'll be interesting to see how it goes now. Do you see this?
I'm a Christian who didn't wait until marriage.
I'm a Christian who has battled anger.
I'm a Christian who has put others down.
I'm a Christian who has lied to get their way.
I'm a Christian who has chased the wrong things.
I'm not a Christian because I "check all the boxes."
I'm a Christian because I'm weak and broken and need our Savior.
And with God’s grace each day, I become a better person. 🙏🏻✝️
7 H-1B visa workers were supposed to be working on site at the Innovative Data Analytics Group LLC in Plano, Texas.
This particular company stood out because they had no website, which is odd for a company with a bunch of software engineers.
When looking for suite 78, hoping to find these H1-B workers working on site, she instead finds that it is just a mailbox.
She proceeds to go to the residential address of the owner, only to get no answers. The owner was speechless and had no idea where the workers were either.
The amount of fraud that is being uncovered is insane, it only makes you wonder how much more are we not seeing.
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