Michael

@PascoCountyPIO Sonny?

TRAFFIC ALERT! A road widening project will begin on Old Pasco Road January 8. The project will be from just south of Sunny Drive to north of Overpass Road. Work hours are Monday to Friday | 7:30 a.m. – 6 p.m. Expect single-lane closures/message boards will direct traffic

Switched phones so lost that shitty account and it's shitty default content getting shoveled into new user's notifications. That and everything else - time to leave twitter. Find me on Instagram.

More push notification updates: more Musk, some Ben Shapiro, an anti Bill Gates conspiracy post. Did get one somewhat relevant city of Tampa emergency alert. But still, largely, pushing right wing discourse into phones of low activity users.

I accidentally made a new Twitter account on the app when trying to log in the other week. On it, I have no tweets, no likes, barely any usage data, and only follow Spotify. Here's the content being fed to me:

@ChuffedChief #resist

@TheTopGrant @alexdeloach really goes hard to this song on touch tunes on repeat until the bar turns it off

Another karaoke go-to

@TheTopGrant Holy Trinity 👀

What's the most pretentious private school in your area or the area you grew up in?

Jokes on you, I title all my meetings "Busy"

@scaryifliteral That's me! I mentioned in the comments that MSFT accidentally sent me a blue bumper over the summer, so when I saw the @dbrand collection it kinda just clicked. Makes the blue bumper tolerable :)

@alletsmai @coyotenoir00 I'll never know vics favorite abbreviation 😪

It's 2023, maybe I shouldn't shorten "order form" like this.. to avoid confusion.

Pretty ironic that twitter took TikTok's worst feature (separate Following vs. For You feeds) and lifted it directly.

Our county just announced that students no longer get free library cards through the school district in order to comply. Sliding towards fascism under the guise of freedom, draped in the florida state flag.

@d_feldman I've told my boss many times - I can't imagine owning a home and not working remote. Need to move laundry? You're there! Sink is flooding? Turn it off quick! Etc.

@hankgreen Turn a glass of water upside down and now it's an empty glass.

Is there anything that, if you turn it upside down, is no longer the same thing?

Today's trip to the office reminded me: the thing I miss the most about being in Gainesville are the lifted, massive pickups with EAT BEEF plates swerving through traffic on i75 for no good reason.