martin tyzack

@dapperlaughs Micheal j fox trying to steal a tambourine

Jaheeezzz It’s hot! Complete this sentence… “I’m sweating like a……”

@Wizarab10 Emerson

Who is the first?

@deanmfcchapman @1885_ABA2 And bin laden

@1885_ABA2 And Hitler, he was a gooner.

You know a club is fucking scum when Keir Starmer and Jeremy Corbyn support it. CUNTS.

@NicholasLissack @SadiqKhan On todays episode of things that never happened

Got followed into Earls Court Road Burger King by a knife-wielding homeless sub-Saharan African maniac demanding I buy him food. I refused, and he called me a “bad guy”?! I’m so sick of dealing with violent, mentally ill scumbags in London every day. Get a grip, @SadiqKhan!

@HarryCousins12 @Everton 1. we never sacked him 2. We won 3 games in his last 6 months

@Everton Come on you toffees , this is from an irons fan here . Yes we treated Moyes poorly and we shouldn't have sacked him even though he won us a European trophy , anyways beat spurs and you may get into Europe and make history at the same time by sending spurs down .

On to the last game of the season. 🔵 #TOTEVE

@sfcawaynumbers @AngryBilic

🚨WEMBLEY NOW SOLD OUT - 37,604 ALLOCATION

@coyi_dk Will be 27/28 league 1 team

My 26/27 championship team⚒️

@WestHamView1 Legs have well gone

We should look to get Cresswell back for the championship next year, and make him captain

@JakeLoadman @Hammers_Update Jwp won’t play if nuno is still here

@Hammers_Update JWP and Alvarez for sure could. We keep JWP but don't keep Alvarez.

Keep forgetting Alvarez, JWP, Cornet and Fullkrug are still on the books Do any of them play a part next season?

@TheLeftIsNutz @rhousephoto @pie_penelope @ByDonkeys Example?

@rhousephoto @pie_penelope @ByDonkeys The government doesn't give the white guys a slap on the wrist and then punish anyone who says a bad word about them online. White culture also doesn't promote or accept it, but you assholes sure do from Muslims. The massive rate disparity also ought to be a fucking clue.

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

@LucyTCWife Arrested him on gbh charges 👍. That ok with you?

@CordierAlice2 @TRobinsonNewEra The coke bus

The streets of London are full of protesters even though the demonstration is still several hours away. 
Keir Starmer, you can’t stop us.

@whufc79 @WestHam_Central Leeds will go for the win regardless 🤣. No professional team isn’t turning up to lose

@WestHam_Central It will give us confidence for Leeds. I reckon Leeds would rather us than Spurs stay up.

Here's a Q: if we beat Newcastle on Sunday, do you think we stay up?

@ValentinaForUSA @Keir_Starmer @ShabanaMahmood Gomez, nice American name.

Hijabs & burkas work incredibly well against LIVE FACIAL RECOGNITION @Keir_Starmer & @ShabanaMahmood are worse than rapists & murderers because they cover up for them. England belongs to the English, not to the mohameds.

@WhoScored Bowen - 18 show some respect

Premier League G/A this season: ◉ 12 - Foden ◎ 11 - Bukayo Saka ◎ 10 - Cole Palmer ◎ 9 - Eberechi Eze

@Free_ByTheSea @Jztujj So if I tweeted demanding your family house to be burned down with you inside, I should not face any criminal charges?

@Jztujj No she isn’t. Betraying your country whilst in high office is a far greater crime than a tweet which should not be a crime at all.

Did the Prime Minister show humanity to Lucy Connolly and her family? The vitriol she endured thanks to his narrative, was off the scale.

@ErohGaming @SkySportsPL Great tackle 🤣🤣🤣

@SkySportsPL Var is actually hilarious Maddison gets clearly chopped down with no touch on the ball in the box no call. If that was any arsenal player they blow up the stadium

FULL-TIME: It's all over and Spurs are forced to settle for a point against Leeds! 😬

@AFCche @WestHam Not West Ham’s stewards. Employed by stadium owner

This is so disgraceful 😭 @WestHam is this how you train your stewards to pull people’s pants down 👀

@WestHam 10 years ago our club died

10 years ago today, our last game at Upton Park ⚒️

@bortinez_ Looks like anakin skywalker, when Luke takes earth vaders helmet off

This man is now a Reform councillor