— 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝘾𝙖𝙩

“No offense, but your world sounds like shit…” Yeah - she doesn’t even know about the pinching? “Oh, uh… basically it was a thing that if you don’t wear green on St. Paddy’s Day, you get pinched. According to Irish folklore, wearing green makes you invisible to leprechauns,-

No further comment. Just more blushing under the mask. It’s quickly overshadowed, though, when she answers - his eyes widen in shock and surprise. “FORTY-SEVEN?! …Maybe I shouldn’t pinch you…”

On his end, he actually did miss her - and even considered on multiple occasions if he should pop by her universe. But in the end, it would seem that his somewhat lingering distrust got the better of him... But hey, they were here now. Whatever strange feelings and-

"Maybe I was, but even then... you know what, it doesn't matter! Conversation over!" Thank god he's wearing a mask... lord knows how she'd tease him if he saw the redness in his face. "Hm... I'm guessing St. Paddy's Day isn't a thing in your universe then?"

A small smile on his face crept onto his face as she greeted him in return - complicated feelings aside, he did feel flattered that she apparently took the time to track him down. Not that he'd admit it, though. And just because they went on a date together and his guard-

“Whuh-? Oh, sorry, I wasn’t staring at any…” ( Stopping. His cheeks are going red, but he quickly waves his hand dismissively and shakes his head. ) Never mind! Couldn’t help but notice you’re not wearing green today?

Staring at the ( READER ) very intently. Are they or are they not wearing any green today…?

You like it .

Nah .

I will bite you .

. . . Go away

Its not - Goodness . It means Vampire Spider.

I have three sets . No . I'm not that kind of vampire. . Evarcha culicivora

What do you mean 'vampire things' ?

I've eaten people .