MADIDA Upholsters

@msyj05 Is co-kane 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Police officer: " What's that powder stuff in your bag, is it flour? " Me:

@Jennnyyyyyy 13kg

What is the weight of Wolf? 🤔 Difficulty - Hardest 😉

@RealTshemedi2 Working for Cadbury's but fully stationed at Makro crown mines,DStv compact was around R150,monthly train ticket around R120

The year is 2012, what are you doing ?

@HEPHZIBAHr6 I see a lot of comments suggesting that it's the Husband's younger brother,what if the author is the younger sister to the wife

How do I handle a brother in law that always wear boxers at home and his ťħíńğ will be dangling up and down😱

@gevaarlik21 Members just hear me out, remember in the build up to the games opponents strategize against each other ,so imagine teams saying Saleng is gonna play on the right then boom he pops on the left,he might not have a good game but it surely messes with the opposition's plans

Kore Steve Khompela who saw the best of Saleng on the right wing can’t even tell Cardoso to play him there? What is he doing then?

@leeRoylei @EmmiieTLO Busy chatting to some1 ka BBm then boom..... please send me that song that you listening to 🔥🔥🔥

@EmmiieTLO Blackberry. Everyone was crazy about it was tje iPhone of then

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@optimist_gmad71 @Patriot_S_A Eish was thinking about all those Garages and bo KFC and them along N1,90% of them might close down coz of loss of clientelle,a lot of people are gonna be un-employed

@Patriot_S_A No business for Taxi drivers. We will be there

All shops belonging to foreigners are closed today, only South African shops are trading peacefully.

@RM_Mish08 Siphelele Mthembu also

The only Who played with 3 Teams 1.Amazulu 2.Kaizer chiefs 3.Orlando Pirates

@JacintaNgobese @ChrisExcel102 People are misquoting Jacinta on this 1,some of the people who donated money felt like Chris was going off-course by suggesting that the money be used for Limpopo schools whereas they had donated for Jacinta so a few of those people requested to have their money back

@ChrisExcel102 Is it possible to kindly request for a refund for the people who wish to take back their donations please??🙏🏻

@WonderMahlobo What kills me the most is that Kaizer Chiefs will have a say on who wins the titles at both DDC and Premiership 😂😂😂😂

At DDC we are competing with Abafana Bafana internationals. At senior level we are competing with 55 to 60 million players. It’s tough but somebody got to do it

@ThabiJoy4 @Phislash Hawu kanjani manje,walk away from his home?

@Phislash So is it self defence or what do they call that kind, my brothers should learn to walk away yazi 💆

A man has stabbed a his wife and her boyfriend today in KZN after he found them busy having unprotected sex on his bed in his house. The he got married to the bride just 2 months ago 😭💔🤦🏽‍♂️

@NgwatoK1960 @Nkoskhodola_23 You guys kill me,you beat them 1-0 in the league so does it mean they bent for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Nkoskhodola_23 Don't trust Gavin, he used to bend for them while at SuperSport

I really can't wait for this game😭😭 I don't know why, but I trust Gavin Hunt so much. 🥺❤️

@TheJustCaused @ChrisExcel102 @zeek50101 You seem to be contradicting yourself,initially your never mentioned our porous borders,you spoke about waking up to Mandela marrying a foreigner so I also responded as per your initial comment...... nonetheless point taken

You obviously misunderstood my post. Or you are one of those who are always trying to protect Mandela's legacy. I am saying we are in this mess because of him. By the ezy South Africa had the most secured border in Africa until he came into power and said we don't need a fenced border. Your president

No matter how bad things gets in South Africa We must make sure that this country never get to a situation where we have a female president We can turn into Igbo state in less than a month …. 😭😭😭

@BabonkeL There's something wrong with that list,I See Bidvest Wits there at number 29

@TheJustCaused @ChrisExcel102 @zeek50101 Mandela took Graca from Maputo and brought her to S.A.(as per custom),so you guys must also go to Nigeria once you get married......emotions aside imagine in the next 10 years ,Madida's son couldn't get a space at school because there's an Ejike child occupying that space

@ChrisExcel102 @zeek50101 Our first black president paved the way. We slept and woke up one morning, he was married to a foreigner, so what are you talking about?

@KingVon_94 Beauty lies in the Eyes of the beholder 😁😁😁😁

Kunini silinde lolusuku! There are games today but guess which one South Africa will be watching? When you're big, you're big. We're Orlando Pirates Football Club ☠️ the biggest team in Africa 🔥🔥🔥 the club that receives the most hate for doing well yet the club that's most loved and supported from all over the world.

@_onlyscott Bernardo Silva

Guess the player? 👀 Very Hard

@price_1416 @_Tee__G 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@_Tee__G Stop 🛑 making us happy 😃

Good morning, Patriots. 🇿🇦 Do you still remember this lady? We located her yesterday, and she is currently being processed. On Monday she will be deported back to her country. The good news is that she will not be allowed to return to South Africa again. Thank you 🙏🏽

@teffo_ME Bonnie and Clyde

We went for a divorce and the judge said we should come back when we are serious and dismissed our case; I don't know why. 😩

@_onlyscott Mbappe

Guess the player? 👀 Very Hard