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.@MVPrielipp x Connor Prielipp

@ditkas_mustache I kept going “who’s that WI senator who looks exactly like Tina Smith” but it never clicked for me

@MVPrielipp I’m more appalled by the Ron Johnson and Tammy Baldwin erasure too

oh no

@BLindy420 @PrimeBeauregard @JM3SZN People get on this app and say anything

@PrimeBeauregard @JM3SZN 1-2 Bailey ober gem

I fawking believe. We may start cold because are bullpen is dogshit but this trade deadline will be amazing.

@TalksToPeople @cdlenthusiast Don’t tweet SW Florida’s best realtor like that. Have some respect

@cdlenthusiast Lapped by Kahlil and he's the Cleveland version of Kirilloff

this is the funniest player maybe ever

@ditkas_mustache I’ve sat in way too many committee hearings that Alsobrooks was a part of

@MVPrielipp How tf are you pulling Alsobrooks and not Tim Scott or Angus King. Fascinating

@ByrdEnthusiast That’s future Senate Majority Leader Chris Van Hollen to you

@MVPrielipp knowing both Maryland & Oregon senators but forgetting national hero Cory Booker. I’ll never forget his heroic act of talking for a really long time

@greggtmasterson Tbf I worked a job where it was in my description to know the Senate pretty well but it’s been a while since I’ve been there

@MVPrielipp Just checked every state I could possibly know and the best I did was 1/2

There's something perverse about a man in his Michigan cubicle being locked into an Arkansas-Hawaii Thursday afternoon game. It's like someone in Oregon knowing the names of Kentucky senators. They have no reason to know that!

@greggtmasterson Wow way off, but for whatever reason Oregon and Hawaii occupy the same space in my head and Schatz (HI) and Wyden look and act exactly alike

@greggtmasterson Paul and McConnell for Kentucky and Wyden for Oregon and I believe the second senator there is an Asian woman but I cannot remember her name

@greggtmasterson I keep forgetting Rand Paul is also from Kentucky and still in office

@MVPrielipp (The senators from Kentucky are very easy and probably the only state I know both senators other than my birth state) (unless somethings changed)

@NickNelsonMN Life is so beautiful Nick

At this point Mick Abel is pretty much a lock for the Opening Day roster. How do you send this guy to Triple-A? Once again peppering the zone at 96-97 tonight and inducing tons of whiffs. Sorry Zebby.

Ant knee pulled pork Kirill injured every playoffs Nine is a grifter This state needs a hero…

@ArchySubb If he puts up another year like last I think that’s what happens

@MVPrielipp Is it bad to say I kinda want him gone? 🫩

Royce Lewis is the world’s most obvious Dynasty Starts After You player Look at my future left side of the field

Makes sense

@cdlenthusiast O U U U O O O Don’t know enough Don’t know enough O but barely Don’t know enough

let's do some guardians over/unders jose o/u 6 fWAR manzardo o/u 120 wRC+ kwan o/u 110 wRC+ bo naylor o/u 95 wRC+ valera o/u 110 wRC+ delauter o/u 115 wRC+ bibee o/u 3.7 ERA gavin o/u 3.5 ERA messick o/u 3.8 ERA cecconi o/u 4 ERA cade o/u 2 ERA bazzana o/u 150 PA

@greggtmasterson This is only true for college basketball outside March at all other times college sports are electric for this reason

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@30MinFrmAlewife They got Bron but we got Bones Hyland

@GrantMN3 @JohnLanoVoice I think Jenkins is the better prospect because he has a ridiculously high floor where Emma has a pretty high crash and burn potential, but man Emma’s knowledge of the zone and power is almost Soto-esque

@JohnLanoVoice not even trying to be rude by saying this but I don’t think that’s bold at all

@eastgorteau What about their law school

not even being an alum gives u a pass bc why would u willingly choose to go to duke…. shows a lack of moral character imo

sorry but duke is one of those teams where i do judge u if ur a fan