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@NE5westend My first ever game 😱⚫️⚪️

On this day in 1984: Newcastle United thrashed Carlisle 5-1 in division two as Keegan and Beardsley both got braces, Waddle also on the score sheet.

@ToonPolls 2 weeks in a row he’s done this. Both leading to goals.

Just watch Jacob Murphy on this, and also watch his man. Spoiler, he is the goalscorer. Absolutely diabolical. #NUFC

Last 2 games Murphy has just jogged back aimlessly watching while his man has scored (their fkn left backs ffs) Nobody on the pitch or the coaches on the sidelines say a thing. We are so soft it’s pathetic. No leaders on the pitch or off it. #nufc

Insanity = repeating the same thing over and over again and expecting different results Changes needed @ #nufc

The twatful Elanga shouldn’t get a game for Newcastle Blues Star never mind Newcastle United. #nufc

@CraigHope_DM Aye he’s got a chip on his shoulder

🚨 Bruno Guimaraes is here but no Anthony Gordon. Understand he’s picked up an injury #nufc #fpl

Huge game. It’s simply a must win for Eddie. Team selection will be interesting. Still predicting the usual subs at 60mins 🤷🏼‍♂️🤪 #nufc

@stusfootyflash @FootballInT80s I remember watching #nufc beat Liverpool on penalties (Gary Kelly saved their pen with his legs) and then getting hammered off Tranmere 2-0 in the next round. 🤣 typical

38 years ago today, Jimmy Hill introduces a special Match Of The Day, as two days of the Football League Centenary Festival begins in front of a sparse Wembley crowd. Here he explains the rules of the arduous tournament. A bizarre way to mark 100 years.

@YazzLFC @Retro_NUFC had just 5 touches of the ball last night.

Honestly speaking ... Would you sell Alexander Isak in the summer and accept he was a mistake?

@grok what is the definition of insanity ?

Ffs look at Murphy there fucking joke!!

@lee1892Johnson This season has set us back years

@MW1_237 It doesn’t look good Mick, feels like it might need a full reset

If this is the end it’s a sad way for it to end for the manager #nufc

3 weeks to prepare for this game versus a team in turmoil that had 3 days. #nufc

Eddie in big trouble now. 3 weeks work with some of these players and it’s even worse. #nufc

Jacob Murphy too good to run back these days #nufc

With what’s at stake I’m calling Eddie’s team selection brave 🤪 #nufc a few options off the bench at least

@NUFC Nothing but respect for Tripps. Great pro. Elite player who helped kick start our journey 🤝 ⚫️⚪️

Thank you, Tripps 🖤🤍 After four and a half years of incredible service to Newcastle United, we can confirm that Kieran Trippier will leave the club this summer when his contract expires. Kieran arrived in January 2022 with the club in the relegation zone and played a crucial role as he went on to lift the club’s first domestic trophy in 70 years.

Who knew the words “Fabrizio Romano” are an anagram of MASSIVE WANKER 🔔 end #nufc

@piersmorgan No not yet. It’s fun to watch

Someone needs to give him a note saying: ‘You’re fired.’