Mike

Man I can't spell for shirt

@brody_mcelwain I wish I was a baller

@rdubxc Oh god

Was great to hammer down some foot longs with these Dawgs! Can’t even begin to tell you all the AMAZING times I have with these young men! I was blessed & honored to be their coach! You epitomize what it means to be HARDCORE ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME! Love you Dawgs! #KA

@chriscololwell @MWalwro & I will always have your back 😤

Yo how did they get their second dose on a day that hasn’t happened yet?? And if I saw them on T.V. in 1998, how were they not born till 2003? And all on the same day for that matter

@LeahNarkevic Man I love biking!

@tommy_brill This is the best tweet

@livbrill @tommy_brill

@livbrill I will not stand for this Tommy slander

My brother, a nuclear engineer, just got a jelly bean stuck in his nose.

Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could bit.ly/3jG6VyO

If you’re surprised Abby D Cooper ran an 15:07 alone…one time I saw her soloing a 2 hour long run on a treadmill with no headphones looking at a wall

@brody_mcelwain Bruh

Deleting all my dating apps because I wanna meet someone the old fashion way. (Die alone)

Also pop or tart

best part of a toaster strudel

Truth: You have to turn around at 28:45 if you wanna run for an hour.

CDC guidelines say you can stop wearing shorts over tights in winter

@eli_eckert Win at all costs

@MWalwro of course i did 😎

a snake bit me