
mrsWassock
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mrsWassock
@MWassock
Joined twitter just to sing with Gareth
Katılım Nisan 2020
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@mommawebster43 Correct. But I do have mot date on calendar and always know about the bins!
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@MWassock 🤣🤣
VeryBritishProblems@SoVeryBritish
If you’re looking for a new job, feel free to borrow this list of interests from my own CV. Interests -Sitting quietly -Taking the bins out in a timely manner -Looking in the fridge -Sending memes to my two friends -Crisps -Cheese -Shows about murder or baking -Dogs -Hot drinks -Biscuits -Looking out of the window -Potatoes -Toast -Visiting supermarkets -Commenting on the weather -Avoiding people -Going to bed
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Perfect pop song. Think it might be my favourite and my best. Early 90s jangly guitar, you say? Yes, please!
Oneway@OneWayMusicX
The La's - There She Goes (1990)
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@mommawebster43 @CuriosMuseum Just washed xmas Robin seat for the year 🤣
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@mommawebster43 @manfuego007 No doubt they'd be the ones coming away crying 😆
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@manfuego007 I want a pop at Farage and Rees-Mogg…reckon I could chin the pair of them 🤣
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@mommawebster43 @CurmudgeonlyW Good lord. Pass that medicinal sherry, STAT!
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@MWassock @CurmudgeonlyW There’s a story involving webbys step-dad… it’s for another time 😬😬
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Two days of Christmas duties with both sets of parents (separately) I’m ready for a bath, booze and a nice murder on the telly @CurmudgeonlyW 🤣🎄



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@mommawebster43 @TashP351 I'm saying it's a bumper haul of Xmas telly this year. How much did Dom love W&G? Can't wait to watch the return of Feathers McGraw with him
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Muting this now.
I honestly couldn’t give a monkeys fuck if you think the magazine is overpriced or nothing decent has been made for TV since 1985.
Horses for courses, etc etc.
Fa La La La laaaaa, La la la la 🌲🎅🏼
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Tashy McTashface@TashP351
Tonight, I’m gonna circle what I want to watch over Christmas in this bad boy like it’s 1985.
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@mommawebster43 @TashP351 Amen to that. Purchased last night. I only buy the Christmas one, so that's 0.016p per day. Thankyew
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@mommawebster43 @sammym71 Ha! My brother got one of the chocolate dispensers but Mr Frosty is still a joy unknown
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Ooh Samwise!! Ticking a lot of boxes for both of us here… 🤣🤣 @sammym71
Michael Walsh@thatbloodyMikey
Annual reminder of the Things I was obsessed with in the Argos Christmas Catalogue, but never got, cause Parents are Cunts
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@mommawebster43 Saw this earlier and nearly sent it to you! Good strategy for anyone, actually!
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@MWassock thinking this could be an excellent coping strategy for me 🤣😳
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@mommawebster43 @SkiptomyLoulou Designed to make you look like a hypoxic, CO2 retainer, or simply a bonus feature?
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@SkiptomyLoulou Omg!! Twilight Teaser 🤣❤️ It had a very distinctive smell as well
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