Matt Watts

@jason_tallis @sharn_shelley @CovUni_PASES And all in his dressing gown!

First day back in the lab and fixes 6 weeks worth of problems in one afternoon @sharn_shelley @CovUni_PASES

@henrymoeranBBC We’ve all been there @OldswinfordCC @MatthewRBroad

This is absolute art. The field, the fading light, the celebrations…

Can we call Ashley Cole up?

Worst game of football I’ve ever seen Rice have. Utterly rubbish performance by the team, no plan just slow passes back and forth

Bullseye Baby

@MatthewRBroad Dunno what you mean… vm.tiktok.com/ZGe41kWfj/

Quite the week. Yesterday, a General Election. Today, my mate went viral for being bald. @MWatts91

Why have we acted like Podence is prime Messi in these two games 🤦🏻‍♂️

Robin Olsen use two hands mate

Donnarumma 🗑️

@Sammy_bakes Absolute shithouse and I’m so here for it

Emi martineeeeez the worlds number 1😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

@leclercsletters Is this not you @jlgg94?

this day he was just on another level 🤌🏽

@dhaywarddc @TransferSector @MattHughesDM 😂😂😂

@TransferSector @MattHughesDM Brilliant Gareth, doing an incredible job

🚨🚨| NEWS: Gareth Southgate is closely following the performances of three uncapped midfield players ahead of next month's friendlies against Brazil and Belgium. Kobbie Mainoo, Harrison Reed & James Garner are being closely watched. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁 [@MattHughesDM]

@MatthewRBroad Does UAE stand for unstamped addressed envelope?!

Can someone tell me why, for an India test series, England are currently staying in Abu Dhabi. Seems a bit odd to me, unless it’s about security or better facilities over a longer period of time? Answers on a SAE please.

@MartynGMorris @Sagesportsci @MikeLNewell @jeffaldous I thought you always wore your Speedo’s in case of a call up?!

The irony of reading @Sagesportsci performance in the heat study when at an all day swim comp 🥵. Note to self - wear shorts next time!

@Sam_J_Lewis Very bad is a little harsh on yourself! One blow up hole did you really, under the conditions, a very nice round

@MatthewRBroad I wondered why you walk around town in your Speedo’s

@MWatts91 I’m an Olympic diver though.

Fred could be my Dad!

@danryanbenson They are 👀👀😂😂

Horrendous cricket from England

If you’re the guy who just cycled out in front of me, causing me to emergency stop with my 6 month old in the car, then decided to take a picture of our car like it was my fault, grow the fuck up