Mike

@DetroitPistons @sixers

Hey @AndreDrummond I told you I sold you a couch

My dream job is recording the covers of Christian songs that play in the bathroom at Chick Fil A.

The only time I can't think of something to buy off Amazon is when I have a gift card.

Though I try to not make them, I'm grateful for the mistakes I've made because of how greatly their forgiveness proclaims the grace of God.

@ParisPrimeau @Armstrong__50 Too good. 🙌🏽😩😭

Everything can be fixed with a meal made by my mom. I love that woman.

@briveeny But if you say "white rabbit" three times it goes away, but it's not a demonic ritual, I promise mom.

When is a good time to listen to Michael Bublé's Christmas album you ask?? Every time. All the times. There is never a bad time.

Hang in there, only 357 days until Faholo 18.

@Armstrong__50 I hate you so much lol

The only thing worse than fish flies is nothing. Nothing is worse than fish flies. Fish flies are the worst thing.

Rocco and I just bought matching white pants. Camp is gonna be crazy.

When I was young I was afraid of Gatorade because I thought it made you sweat in color bc of the commercials and that seemed unnatural.

This is probably the most excited I've been for camp and I've gone 11 of the past 12 years.

I take the ETA in maps as a challenge.

The only thing in this life that won't let you down, disappoint you, or abandon you is God.

My heart sings a little louder every time I remember I don't have to wake up for work tomorrow.

Extraordinary acts of God are usually preceded by ordinary acts of obedience. #LiveDead

Twelve Thousand. Still cannot wrap my mind around it.