OFFSIDE COMEDY

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OFFSIDE COMEDY

@MYCLUBISSHIT

Katılım Kasım 2025

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@Abikebikelalala @cent_haysmall Ur argument keeps changing. First it was moon worship nw it’s waiting for a date confirmation is pagan. By that logic anyone who waits for a calendar announcement worships calendars. Your brain is really struggling

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Abiks2193@Abikebikelalala·5h

@MYCLUBISSHIT @cent_haysmall He wasnt waiting once a year for one Imam somewhere to instruct him for sure. I am sure they could tell the day and night without being informed when to celebrate a festival. That only happens with pagan practice.

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Obasanjo@cent_haysmall·19h

They won’t do anything until they sight the moon But they are not idol worshipers 😂 What’s the logo on their mosque again?

Vanguard Newspapers@vanguardngrnews

Sultan directs nationwide moon sighting as Muslims prepare for Islamic New Year vanguardngr.com/2026/06/sultan…

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@Abikebikelalala @cent_haysmall I didn’t know your great-grandfather was checking time with Richard Mille and a Patek Philippe. lol 😂

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Abiks2193@Abikebikelalala·8h

@MYCLUBISSHIT @cent_haysmall Which moon to tell time? If that is true you will use the moon to tell time everyday. Awon elebo Arabu. Moon and Stone cult.

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OFFSIDE COMEDY@MYCLUBISSHIT·8h

@Ayoola0527 You’re 1,400 years late and still bringing nothing new😂😂😂😂

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AKORAYE🦢🦢🦢@Ayoola0527·9h

@MYCLUBISSHIT There are some religions that moved the same way like Islam, and they nowhere to be found again today, there spend more time on earth than Islam, it’s Islam turn to go back to where it started, the world cannot stand a pedophile prophet and a war monger deity anymore.

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AKORAYE🦢🦢🦢@Ayoola0527·1d

They have moon and star image on their mosques. They sights moon for their fasting. They must sight moon for their new year. There was a moon deity before Islam. They have to shave their head and private part before walking round a stone seven times and struggle to kiss the-

Vanguard Newspapers@vanguardngrnews

Sultan directs nationwide moon sighting as Muslims prepare for Islamic New Year vanguardngr.com/2026/06/sultan…

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OFFSIDE COMEDY@MYCLUBISSHIT·8h

@clara_laur95873 @cent_haysmall So using the moon for a calendar means moon worship? By that genius logic, checking a clock means clock worship and using Google Maps means map worship,farmers use the sun for agriculture, but that doesn’t make them sun worshippers. You are fucking stupid 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Clara Lauren@clara_laur95873·11h

@MYCLUBISSHIT @cent_haysmall Clock kor clit ni…..The sabians have been worshipping the moon praying 5-7x daily and wait on their half moon before commencing the Ramadan fasting which you Muslims follows…..Enough of your lies omo eru….Can you pray without facing the Qiblah where the aswad pagan stone is?

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OFFSIDE COMEDY@MYCLUBISSHIT·10h

@Ayoola0527 Every generation of Islam’s enemies says ‘just wait, Islam is finished.’ Then they die, and Islam remains. You’re not saying anything new , just recycling the same failed prediction with extra salt.

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AKORAYE🦢🦢🦢@Ayoola0527·10h

@MYCLUBISSHIT Cry somewhere else, let’s wait and see if Islam will not regret stepping beyond boundaries in Yoruba land.

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OFFSIDE COMEDY@MYCLUBISSHIT·10h

@Ayoola0527 Imagine being so clueless you think Arabs needed translators to understand Arabic. That’s an impressive level of stupidity.

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AKORAYE🦢🦢🦢@Ayoola0527·10h

@MYCLUBISSHIT They don’t have internet, they don’t have Ai and easy access to translated Quran or Hadith, we can get all that at the snap of our fingers.

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OFFSIDE COMEDY@MYCLUBISSHIT·10h

@Ayoola0527 Muhammad’s fiercest enemies ur fellow pagans who spent yrs looking for anytin to discredit him never accused him of being a pedophile. They threw every accusation they could think of at him centuries later keyboard warriors think they discovered something his own enemies missed😂

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AKORAYE🦢🦢🦢@Ayoola0527·11h

@MYCLUBISSHIT At least you don’t call me a pedophile like Muhammad.

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OFFSIDE COMEDY@MYCLUBISSHIT·12h

@trigottista When they kill Muslims they are terrorist but when they kill Christians it’s Islamic terrorist or jihad lol. May God punish all this hypocrites

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Harry Da Diegot@trigottista·16h

Throwback to when the late Major General Rabe said they were winning the war against terrorism In 2026, terrorists killed him

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@KR3Wmatic Incredible effort to spread negativity about Islam. Only someone with zero joy in life could commit to something this pathetic.

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Yẹmí—Ìdàmú Ànọ́bí.@KR3Wmatic·3d

As a non-Muslim, I’ve studied Islam and its teachings, and I can tell you that if you take Islam wholly, hook, line, and sinker, killing unbelievers will start to appeal to you.

Mr. Romantic@Boss_Aleeyu

I have studied the Bible extensively. I am proud to be a Muslim, and I invite non-Muslims to learn about Islam and its teachings to accept isam..

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@imbusyyall @cent_haysmall Oponu

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Imbusyyall@imbusyyall·3d

@cent_haysmall Every indigenous Yoruba person should never be a Muslim or even if they are , they should not take that religion seriously. Unless you’re not a logical Yoruba person

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Obasanjo@cent_haysmall·3d

Q-dot Denounce Islam.

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@raph_su @iambabangida_ May you not be saved from this foolishness, may it be passed to your children. You don’t even deserve one cos they would stupid as you

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THE COMRADE@raph_su·5d

@iambabangida_ I can act this skit, it's very easy, nah arraignment , because, it's permissible to lie in your religion gbajue everywhere .. everything don cast about your fake imagery heaven..

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Babangida@iambabangida_·5d

You are preaching in front of a mosque and no one bats an eye, but if it was a Muslim preaching in front of church, the story will quickly change to islamizing Nigeria.

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@Abikebikelalala @Ayoola0527 I swear to God you are all fools

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Abiks2193@Abikebikelalala·4d

@Ayoola0527 No mind them. Dem think we are fools

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AKORAYE🦢🦢🦢@Ayoola0527·5d

“They are not Muslims” “They want to spoil Islam” “They don’t know how to read Quran” “They don’t know how to pray” “They don’t even know anything about Islam” If you like let their media soldiers whine you to achieve their long term dream.

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OFFSIDE COMEDY@MYCLUBISSHIT·5d

@doyleparton @Wizarab10 Kane wasn’t 100 when he was ever available.

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Doylep@doyleparton·6d

@Wizarab10 I agree because, imagine they sign Harry Kane when he was available

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Sir Dickson@Wizarab10·6d

Maybe that is why you're the only team here that hasn't won the league in the last decade.

☈ッ@TheFergusonWay

Manchester United have NOT breached the £100m mark. YET. Liverpool: Alexander Isak (£125m) Florian Wirtz (£116m) Chelsea: Moises Caicedo (£115m) Enzo Fernandez (£107m) Arsenal: Declan Rice (£105m) Manchester City: Jack Grealish (£100m) Manchester United: Paul Pogba (£89m)

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@Wizarab10 My wife Dey beg me sometimes to bath our daughter. Some people are really damage

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Sir Dickson@Wizarab10·6d

You would look at me and tell me not to give my daughter a shower because you're who na? You're already implying untoward behaviour. It is that day we will cure your madness.

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OFFSIDE COMEDY@MYCLUBISSHIT·6d

@LegendaryTunz @xshayman @fXeg__ @Marcells_Reds @gib_smoke Okay

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Legendary Tunz@LegendaryTunz·6d

@MYCLUBISSHIT @xshayman @fXeg__ @Marcells_Reds @gib_smoke God forbid I try to be, it's OSINT, littered everywhere on the Internet. Mainly common with the Arabs, they don't like you if you are a Muslim from Africa.

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a meek thug@gib_smoke·8 Haz

you don land where dem no use sharia law stabilize country… i wonder how afghanistan no cross your mind.

Alh Dowat 🇵🇹@BigDowat

Monaco 📍

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@LegendaryTunz @xshayman @fXeg__ @Marcells_Reds @gib_smoke Have you been there before?

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Legendary Tunz@LegendaryTunz·6d

@xshayman @fXeg__ @Marcells_Reds @gib_smoke You just dey defend nonsense 🤣 I dare you speaking to go to Iran, Iraq, Pakistan or even UAE, and beat your chest that you are a Muslim and African. Let me see how they treat you.

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OFFSIDE COMEDY@MYCLUBISSHIT·8 Haz

@bebsinyo @DyeTie4352 @animolenikun Okay now… anything You believe. We Dey yell you now you say na gaslighting.

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Benson@bebsinyo·8 Haz

@DyeTie4352 @animolenikun It's Islam U werey , stop this gaslighting as in it's not in quran

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olúwo jògbòdó òrúnmìlà@animolenikun·8 Haz

Honest questions Will Allah be pleased with them praying to him or will he reject it because of who they are

Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories

ISWAP T£rrorists has Released Photos of Eid al-Adha prayers Held Across Camps in Northeast Nigeria 🇳🇬

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@Abikebikelalala @cent_haysmall @Ayoola0527 @clara_laur95873 @trigottista @KR3Wmatic @elonmusk @BarackObama