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@MYTHICALAlD
ㅤ🐾ㅤ.. ㅤㅤ 〃ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ 𝑖 am 𝗽𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱 by 𝘭͟𝘰͟𝘷͟𝘦 .

꒷꒦ ๋࣭ ⃰𝐩ᥣacin’ ⸝⸝⸝ 𝓽 he ⌖ 𝐁l͙a͙m͙e﹒♱ ྀིྀ﹒

> Hypothetically .

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ you mean i make steak, and we eat it together. ㅤ and stress eating isn’t a healthy coping mechanism, just learnt that. ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ love ya, my mpenzi. i wouldn’t want you as my assigned therapist. ㅤ i remember those adult coloring books. ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ since when were you my therapist, huh. don’t recall. ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ 𓂃 @MYTHICALAlD. ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ they call that.. a date, i’ve watched it. in the shows.. like seinfeld. ㅤ 🫵* you.. like me. ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ..i’m not your boyfriend, fluffy. 👁👁* ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ i mean.. before my occupation, i worked wit’ cattle. ㅤ but uhm, no yogurt.. i’ll see if i can find sum. ㅤ if it’s——that good. ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ 🧍♂️* it’s got a strange name, i ain’t sure.. ’bout it. ㅤ milk is nice——but uh, it’s not exactly.. in my diet. ㅤ hard to keep fresh.. on deployment. ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ i’m sorry.. 😓* i just figured out what yogurt is.. ㅤ but, i’m positive there’s yogurt for them.. them too. ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ yogurt that boys eat.. obviously. ㅤ and girls eat.. girlgurt. ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ 👁👁*.. that’s ranch! he’s eatin’ ranch. ㅤ ㅤ