Mr.26 🌒

- open twitter - ignore the DMs (i got 0 anyway) - scroll for 5 hours like it's my full time job - post something unfunny - leave

A group of Indians is called a stink

@TheRoyalSerf This is a total disaster for the left.

This is the attitude to have

@Gavin_McInnes Maybe we should change that

Why is it open season on everyone BUT those who declare open season?

These are the guys who wrote the article Nick is talking about.

@PubWanghaf "Mock them until they cry and have gay niqqer sex with each other, then mock them some more" - Sun Tzu

Ron DeSantis is mocking Ebonics and you’re BLACKPILLING?!

@GovKathyHochul Staged. How did they have all the cameras there perfectly timed to record it? Clearly a false flag.

Renée Good was murdered by a federal agent. Reassigning Jonathan Ross is not accountability. If he’s in New York, he must be removed immediately.

@Danainhawaii The first interview question she asks her applicants.

Every girl knows this story is fake. Women would never refer to their breasts as “Cannons” Everyone knows it’s “Machine Gun Jubblies”

@tyler Successfully turning shithole LA around will be a precursor to his presidential bid in 8 years . I look forward to supporting him.

The last time a candidate was able to communicate at this level, we know what happened.

Only Southerners get to use "yankee" as a slur

@CommonSentiment Pistols at dawn, motherfucker!!

@ginamilan_ Run from it, hide from it, fear it, Destiny arrives all the same.

The best people come unexpectedly.

The American deer camp was, between approximately 1880 and 1990, the autumn ritual of every rural family in the upper Midwest, the Northeast, and the Appalachians. A cabin in the woods. Three or four men, three generations sometimes, who got there on the Friday before opening day, lit the wood stove, drank coffee that had been on the burner since 4am, played cards, told the same stories they had told the year before, and went out at first light on Saturday with rifles their grandfathers had owned. A buck taken cleanly with one shot. Field-dressed in the snow. Hung in the woodshed. Butchered the next weekend in the garage with the family. Forty pounds of venison in the chest freezer. Steaks for the winter. Sausage made by the grandfather with a recipe nobody had written down. A roast for Thanksgiving. The hide tanned and turned into mittens for the youngest grandson. The deer was free. The freezer was full. The boys learned to shoot, to clean a rifle, to gut an animal, to butcher it, to thank the woods for the deer, to be quiet for hours at dawn in the cold and notice things. Roughly 14 million Americans hunted in 1980. By 2020 that number was 11.5 million, and the average hunter age had risen from 35 to 51. The next generation is not coming up. Suburbanization removed the woods from the back door. Liability fears closed private lands. Public hunting access shrank. Time pressure on working families killed the long weekend at camp. The cultural drift made hunting socially suspect, then unfashionable, then, in some quarters, taboo. The number of American teenagers who have ever fired a rifle, gutted an animal, or watched their grandfather butcher a deer in the garage on a November Sunday afternoon is, in 2026, statistically vanishing. The freezer that used to be full of free, lean, grass-fed wild protein is full of ground beef from a Smithfield CAFO in Iowa. The skill is one generation deep. If the grandfather did not pass it to the father, and the father did not pass it to the son, the chain is broken. YouTube is, at the moment, where the few remaining young hunters are getting most of their training. A small American tradition that fed families for a century, taught a sequence of practical and moral lessons no textbook can replace, and connected three generations to the land their ancestors lived on, is closing down quietly, camp by camp, season by season. The cabin is still there. The stove still works. The buck is still in the woods. The grandfather is in the cemetery on the hill above the cabin. He cannot take the boy himself. Somebody else has to.

@ChrisMartzWX It's refugee CO2 flooding the continent.

Why is carbon dioxide bigoted towards Europeans?

@PunishedAltus Not many know this, but that quote, basically verbatim, is attributed to the philosopher Plato.

Breasts feed and nurture life. They are the bedrock of civilization. The ass expels waste and can only destroy. The boob man is a creator, the butt man worships chaos.

@ThatChrisGore @Nerdrotics

Is Jonah Hill going to play @Nerdrotics in an upcoming biopic?

@ProjectVirginia "The Resistance" is made up of the obsolete wooden robots powered by water wheels and wind-up springs from robot island in Futurama.

The year is 2036. Loudoun County has a population of 326 humans and 52,000 datacenters. There are no trees left.

@feelsdesperate @ThomBrady5 Short on hope, long on rope

What's the mood on Bluesky?

@feelsdesperate There's a rush of people trying to find ethically-sourced windows to leap from.

“Their veins ran with Anglo-Saxon courage”