Miranda

@KassieHall1 Just as long as you didn’t forget a lip

I just realized that, for the first time in my adult life, I left my house without putting mascara on…. I’m shocked right now.

screaming crying and throwing up over a man I met in the tractor bar who would’ve thought 🤣

Hope my family is prepared for me to show up tomorrow drunk with my speaker ready to make a party out of thanksgiving dinner

I’m a nickelback fan sue me

I’ll be crying on my snap stories watching Tyler Childers tomorrow night so don’t watch

Y’all leave Kirk alone 😂

@LoganParker95 I want to like it because everyone else does but I can’t get into it 😂

The Bear is such a good fucking show man.

If you can’t get drunk with your friends at a Jo Dee Messina concert and then trek through downtown in the rain screaming “Heads Carolina tails California”, find new friends seriously

Love watching all the Eras Tour outfit reveals on TikTok knowing I don’t have tickets to a show 😭 sad time to be a swiftie

I’m just ready for my string of summer concerts to begin

Down 30 lbs today 💃🏼y’all aren’t gonna be able to tell me nothinggg by the time summer gets here 😂

The coolest thing about it being 30° one day and 75° the next, is that my nose will bleed every day without fail 🤠

I am tremendously down bad on Super Bowl Sunday and by down bad I mean hungover

@gbeburnin Nothing but respect for Burrow, but can’t get with the eagles support 😂

@M_Hink Congrats on your dub!!!! It a sad day for my self 😅 #GoEagles

I need a Xanax to get through the last 21 seconds of this game

@JoshGinger07 A win is a win

At 28 I have no idea how to flirt, last night a guy told me I smelled amazing and I said thanks you smell like Copenhagen HAHA

@JoshGinger07 It did actually 😂😂

@M_Hink Did it work? Lol

I knew Joe Burrow was a fellow Sagittarius, stays unbothered

mentally still in Mexico and it’s where I’ll remain until I go back I guess