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@matt_scrafton Has no one picked up on the line about being sacrificed? Unless I have had a random dream!? I'm sure @beeholepodcast picked up on it?

That was a longer press conference than I was anticipating. Scott Parker in quite philosophical mood reflecting on Burnley's struggles, managerial pressure and fan frustration. #twitterclarets burnleyexpress.net/sport/football…

@allmoshnopit Nicky Butt, Dennis Wise, Neil Ruddock, Rooney, Darren bent.

Past and present footballers most likely to have a Firestick? I’ll start Mark Noble

@casualsocials @AwayDaysClub_ @JackGrealish @MicahRichards @chris_kammy Good shout, can't disagree with any of those!

@AwayDaysClub_ @JackGrealish @MicahRichards @chris_kammy would be my shortlist . Have to go with jack though

If you could go on a night out with one footballer, who would it be? 👇🍺

Join the queue at the turf 🤣🫣

@peegsy @TurfCastPodcast Renamed to The snake of Turf Moor!

@TurfCastPodcast Imagine if following the talks Parker signed a new contract and the reveal video was the Wolf of Wall Street “I’m not leaving” video. That would be peak shit housing. #twitterclarets

Asked the question with regards to the Parker rumours doing the rounds. Told meetings have taken place and conversations have happened regarding his future. But nothing to update either way, yet.

@ryan_murton Not sure why you have mentioned us amongst that list of teams, we will struggle for playoffs under parkers regime. People need to remember even last year was dreadful footy with parker and it was a very poor league overall! Parker out

The Championship next year is going be WILD. You’re going to have Burnley (lost 13 games in about 120 at that level)… Wolves. Another huge club like Spurs, West Ham or Forest. Then Sheff Utd, maybe Southampton, Wrexham or Ipswich. It’ll be good to watch 👀

@UtdForever7 Here we go, talking bollocks because of 1 loss in 10 or whatever it is! I'm gunna put this down to seeking likes, reposts and comments! Damn it I have just added to the stats🤦

🚨If we’re being honest, the only games we truly won while playing good football were against Manchester City and Arsenal. • Fulham — needed a 94th-minute winner. • Tottenham Hotspur — played against 10 men for half the game. • West Ham United — needed a 96th-minute equaliser. • Everton — Senne Lammens won us that game plus a brilliant counter. • Crystal Palace — again against 10 men and a cheeky penalty. • And today vs Newcastle United — 10 men for half the game and they still looked more dominant and deserved it. Luck runs out eventually. Time to get back on the training pitch, fix the fitness levels, because this team doesn’t look ready to play two games in three days. And for Michael Carrick, it might be time to try something different in tactics — because this isn’t working. #MUFC

@BurnleyOfficial Parker out, 1 win in 20.....outrageous and appalling.

Burnley's home game against Manchester City will now take place on Sunday 26th April, with the Premier League clash broadcast live on Sky Sports. The match at Turf Moor was due to take place on Saturday 25th April at 3pm, but the fixture has moved to Sunday 26th April at 2pm.

@BurnleyOfficial Parker out

We are delighted to announce our Season Ticket renewal details for the 2026/27 campaign. This year's offering is defined by a commitment to youth and families, ensuring that Turf Moor continues to be one of the most accessible grounds in English football 💜

@Steeley_BFC Appalling decision, will dilute the quality going up! Also makes it even less likely of parker going as only needs to get to 8th! Only reason that has passed is because of greedy club owners in the championship, that aren't good enough to get top 6!

Which fix something that isn’t broken

@TurfCastPodcast I can't believe the crap that comes out of his mouth, has he been watching a different team or something?

Parker: “There’s been times this season where I haven’t understood the fan’s frustration.” Is he for real? One win in 20 Relegated by December Potentially on course to finish bottom Failed to turn up for several games What else needs to happen for him to understand it?

@TurfCastPodcast Additional 2.9% to watch this shower of sh**e in a lower league, poor buggers, the season ticket holders.

🚨 BREAKING: The club have announced season ticket details for next season. The club have said that prices will be GOING UP by 2.9% for the 2026/27 Championship campaign. #twitterclarets | #UTC

@ryan_murton Not bad, when Man city went about 79 mins without even a shot at goal against Leeds!

Big word for Zian Flemming who’s gone under the radar, in this woeful season for Burnley. 8 goals in 23 games this season. But those statistics are deceptive. He’s only played 1,187 minutes. A goal every 148 minutes. Massively underrated player. #twitterclarets

@ryan_murton @grok No it's just that our owners and board members don't have a clue what they are doing, either that or they just don't actually care enough!

@grok How many managers in top level professional football keep their jobs with 1 win in 19 games? Is it common? #twitterclarets

@TurfMoorLoyal 😂 not sure that's the idea, I think the idea is you re-build a team/squad around 3 or 4 key players, not build a squad around 11 players!

▫️Dubavka (maybe new GK) ▫️Walker ▫️Esteve ▫️Humphries ▫️Laurent ▫️Anthony ▫️Edwards ▫️Hannibal ▫️Ugochukwu ▫️Cullen ▫️Flemming I know some of the above will probably leave. But if I could that’s who I would rebuild around next season. We need to stop this revolving door model, keep players from relegation and aim for promotion with them so they have the experience for next time. Anyone else you would rebuild around, assuming we keep them?

@francescalynn23 Bollocks to them Chez, there is no law that says you have to stay for the full duration or even go at all! Don't let 🦎 s drag you down, they have no bearing on your life or what you should do with it! 👍

Leave a match early one time and suddenly you're the worst fan ever 🙃 Some proper gobshites on here. Been going on since I was 9 years old. ST holder, taking the next generation on too. But coz I'd rather spend my limited free time with friends ONCE I'm a cunt. Sound. Fuckers.

How has Rugby got VAR so right yet footy so wrong? Absolutely appalling decisions yet again this wkend. @premierleague @FA it really needs sorting. Offside rule needs sorting as well. Seeing too many goals chalked off for a shoulder, an arm, a long toe nail. #twitterclarets

Stop forcing this level of VAR on us. Offside decisions so tight nobody trusts the tech. You've had years to get it right & failed. Strip it back or bin it off. The game is now about VAR, officials, on-field announcements & Howard Webb's TV show when it should be about football

The biggest time-wasters in football now are not the players but some of the officials implementing VAR. Turf Moor confirmed that. Almost three minutes to decide that Anthony was offside. Right decision but a nonsense it took so long to establish. Sort out semi-automated. Almost five minutes to decide that Barnes had handled. Not even sure it was the right decision anyway. The unacceptable, unconscionable amount of time taken damages the game and alienates the fans, without whom there is no game. PGMO has to improve. It claims it is speeding up decision-making and then delivers this desecration of a great football game between Burnley and Brentford with delays. PGMO use of the technology has to be better. And quicker. VAR is here to stay - IFAB underlined that in Cardiff on Saturday - so let’s make it work for the game of football not against. Improve standard of officiating - on-field and at Stockley Park. Invest even more in developing good officials. Speed up the process - and if that means a time limit on decisions then do it. Don’t chase perfection; just prevent injustice. PGMO has forgotten Clear and Obvious only. PGMO has forgotten the game is about passionate match-goers not pedantic, slow-moving law-enforcers. #BURBRE

@TurfCastPodcast Every angle was inconclusive, I was watching on TV and there is no CLEAR handball. The offside was a joke as well. Fuck this league

‘Clear and obvious’ Yet it takes these fools FOUR MINUTES to disallow the goal for a ‘accidental handball’ This is not what VAR was brought in for. The way it’s been implemented in this country is a disgrace. Howard Webb is worse at this job than he was at being a referee.