The Knocker
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The Knocker
@M_MissedMeAgain
Found me! Perhaps if you look closer, you'll be able to see me in person next time. (RP acc, Adult admin. I draw.)
20 Feet Away. Katılım Mayıs 2026
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@M_MissedMeAgain that's how i got the wallet in the first place. it was empty though and it still is so i guess it wasn't really worth the petty theft charge
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Why on earth is your fridge so empty? Impossible to take something and have you not notice when I can count the amount of items in there with two hands.
Buy some grapes. Cheese singles. Anything.
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@Sn0w_onMts1lver The grocery store, Jack. Engage in capitalism. Or just run with whatever you can carry, I have no preference.
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@M_MissedMeAgain sorry man when i open my wallet a fly comes out
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@EmilyWolframio The jig is up, I suppose. You caught me; but can you evade me?
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Your unmade bed is one of my favorite things. I can see exactly where you laid, and how.
It makes me want to curl up in the same spot; like you did. Not posting this from any spot in particular ; )
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@PaxtonioticRizz Perhaps if you had even the littlest bit of salt, that would be okay. Or chips. Either works, really.
Followup question; why do you have so many bags of shredded cheese? Just buy a singular 5lb fiesta blend bag and use that for the next few months.
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@M_MissedMeAgain ??? I have three bags of shredded cheese and some yoghurt. Are you lacktoes intolerant or something?? Because that's more than enough if you ask ME
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@M_MissedMeAgain I will get you brie 🫡
Then we can have a nice night eating cheese!!! :>
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@piissstt That's fine; its easier to get a better view of you sleeping from a couple feet away rather than none.
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@M_MissedMeAgain Hi Knocker….as long as you move when I get back I don’t mind you laying there.
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@DihL0rd3_ Wonderful. Go bump a pickle shelf. I'll grab what I can.
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@M_MissedMeAgain I would pay if I wasn't broke bro we stealing everythang what falls into hands 🔥🔥🔥
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@DihL0rd3_ That, I can get behind. However, you are paying for it all. Unless we steal it. Which also works.
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@M_MissedMeAgain Ur going with me then u aren't staying we gotta get bajillion breads 🫵🫵🫵
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@meandeanmachin3 At least someone is on my side. God forbid I'd like to taste something every now and then.
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@M_MissedMeAgain All these people are just haters. I got you. 🤝
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@91nevolt Please do; it would make it much easier to watch everyone at once.
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(Ooc - This means a lot, 🥹 genuinely I was shocked to see so many people emerge from the woodwork, absolutely nothing like my old Twitter experiences. ANYWAYS LOVE YOU AND EVERYONE IN MY COMMENTS /P 💓💞💓)
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these comments r so cute omg 😭😭😭knocker enjoyers UNITE
The Knocker@M_MissedMeAgain
Your unmade bed is one of my favorite things. I can see exactly where you laid, and how. It makes me want to curl up in the same spot; like you did. Not posting this from any spot in particular ; )
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@DihL0rd3_ With your food? I might for myself, perhaps, but I'm not sharing. There aren't any good ingredients here to begin with.
But you know, now that I'm thinking about it... a lot of these issues can be solved with a trip to the store. If only someone had said as such....
Oh wait.
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@M_MissedMeAgain Cook something you lazy bum/silly
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@hysteriasys How about I stop killing them? I feel that is a fair trade. Fear is valuable, you know.
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@M_MissedMeAgain thats fine :) just please stop scaring away my wandering traders :'D
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@M_MissedMeAgain i cant get grapes r cinnamon rolls ok
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@M_MissedMeAgain I have chicken nuggets goldfish crackers and gummy bears in the cabinet, is that sufficient
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@NerdyMangle The Kraft singles are fine, but if you're asking, Brie.
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@M_MissedMeAgain YIPPIEEE!!! What cheese do you like best?? 👀
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