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Top bins. What did you think of the celebration @alanshearer? Great day for the Social Mobility Pledge, a very worthwhile cause and happy to do my bit. I'm also available on a free transfer... @TruePotential_ @thesmpledge @ConsettAFC

@gw850 @dave_lowrey5 You say it right there - could be replaced with similar for less if we’re clever. Name them then

@dave_lowrey5 Could you pinpoint exactly in my tweet, where is said that you could get better for less? Good luck, you’ll need it!

If we can get £200m+ for Gordon, Livramento and Tonali, then I don’t think it would be catastrophic. All obviously good players, but all have their limitations and could be replaced with similar ability for less.. if we’re clever.

@DSRFC1872__ @agbnufc_ @markgoldbridge You must be thick as fuck 😂 they’d get battered, like Rangers and all their fans at their pitch invasion, you dumb cunt

@M_Taylor99 @agbnufc_ @markgoldbridge You wouldn't even see Hearts or Motherwell concede 7 to Barca. Without Sky TV money you'd be 4th at best

EMERGENCY! The Premier League is a shitshow! This obsession with corners and long throws has fucked us over in Europe where they actually play football

@DSRFC1872__ @agbnufc_ @markgoldbridge Yeah, the Scottish league is a farmers league. Newcastle walk it unbeaten mate

@M_Taylor99 @agbnufc_ @markgoldbridge Farmers league

@MichaelNUFC_ Who is the replacement then?

Owners wont do it because they’ll ignore the cracks and the decline from this season, while instead looking at what he did years ago, but Howe needs to be gone at the end of the season. No one can sit there and say he deserves next season

@nufcpb Who do you suggest to replace him then?

Hopefully this is a wake up call for the owners. They’ve banged on about us being one of the “elite” clubs by 2030 and this manager has shown he can’t get us there. Get rid now before it gets very toxic for a club legend

@DSRFC1872__ @agbnufc_ @markgoldbridge Clearly you’re deranged

@agbnufc_ @markgoldbridge Newcastle would finish 4th at best in the Scottish Premiership and that's me being generous

@Nicia0002 @NUFC He’s fuckin shit

@NUFC The best in the world

Our #UCL journey comes to an end. ⏱️

Funny how 2 of their scorers shouldn’t even be on the pitch #UCL

@DeludedOf Just looks like NUFC twitter with people saying Howe Out after every game

Today’s result being met with the typical calm, measured and philosophical responses you’d expect from England’s most unhinged set of fans. 😳

@tl_doge @sbzcomps West Ham are u mad

@sbzcomps If Spurs dropped, the ‘Big Six’ label would basically get reshuffled. Clubs like Newcastle, Aston Villa, or even a consistently strong West Ham/Leicester (depending on performance) would likely get thrown into the conversation.

If Spurs get relegated, who replaces them in the so called Big Six?

@Mindphilosophy4 You mean she wasn’t stuck in the washing machine 🤯

P0RN has lied to you for years and you never noticed. The 5 biggest LIES of P0RN. A thread.

@Marcus442361611 @CottageTactico Piss off

@CottageTactico Next he can call out his club’s owners in support of gay rights.

Alan Shearer on comms having to remind certain colleagues racial abuse is not an acceptable reaction to someone being a shithouse after scoring a goal is quite a moment 😳

@JC_NUFC16 @77_SH_ER @CharIieBennett It’s not correcting me when there’s still 2 more matches, why don’t you wait and see what happens instead of being a negative little bitch

@M_Taylor99 @77_SH_ER @CharIieBennett No mate. Just correcting you 👍

🚨 Newcastle United will host Man City in the FA Cup fifth round. Thoughts on the draw, #NUFC fans?

@JC_NUFC16 @77_SH_ER @CharIieBennett Some fan you are, did you start supporting in October 2021?

@M_Taylor99 @77_SH_ER @CharIieBennett Yep and 4 defeats 👍

@77_SH_ER @CharIieBennett Beat them at home in the league ya cunt

@CharIieBennett Lord Eddie Howe is gonna finish another season with 4 defeats against City

@elonmusk Give me 10 million quid then @elonmusk please and I’ll test this theory 👍🏼

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

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No training tonight. Instead a 3K time trial. To prove it was done today, players had to film themselves holding something beginning with 'B.' Most interpreted wisely We offer sincere apologies to the people of Fleet who may have seen @Billyupton8 running with a baseball bat.

@isasaifullah @NUFCgallowgate Who do you suggest as the upgraded manager then?

@NUFCgallowgate Despite the polarising replies to your tweet, I actually agree with you. I like Eddie Howe, I appreciate all the good he's done in the past, but I'd still like the club to move forward with an upgrade, sooner or later. I don't want eternal stagnation.

@camruined It’s rigged

The way Rachel has managed to survive TWO separate people declaring her a Traitor outside of the Round Table - getting them both banished instead - *and* the chest of chance the night before the final. She’s unstoppable. Get this woman running the country NOW. #TheTraitors

@TheWhoDrew Sheer luck and shit faithfuls

regardless of what happens tonight, these two have set the benchmark for an outstanding traitor duo ❤️ #TheTraitors