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The Potter wants, to put you back together again 👍🏽🙏🏽

@VideoCardz Optiscaler >>>>

Some April Fools' jokes hit hard

It's official. The #19 GMR-001 is in fact, a Batmobile 🦇 @MagmaRacing has now revealed both Hypercar liveries for its debut WEC season... which one gets your vote? #WEC #Genesis

Y'all want the God of the Bible to be pro gay so bad and I think that's so odd. If you don't want to believe in what it actually says, then just stop claiming to be a believer rather than trying to make it say what you WANT it to say.

@Fata_dana_pound Zoe manages her finances extremely well. Has travelled to so many countries, and honestly does well to highlight the cultures.

Is a bruk foreigner dis???

@BasedZillenial 38 what?!

🙄🤦🏽‍♀️🫠

The No.24 @RacingNielsen lineup is official, with a big addition: Jack Doohan 🔥 Former F1 driver @jackdoohan33 will race with Nielsen Racing in the No.24 Oreca 07 LMP2, alongside Edward Pearson and Roy Nissany, completing a strong lineup for the season ahead. Next stop: the #4HBarcelona on 12 April. Don’t miss it - get your tickets now on circuitcat.com from only 8€ 🎟️ #ELMS

@EuropeanLMS @RacingNielsen @jackdoohan33 This is good for Jack. He needs some time driving a consistent package to get back his groove. He's a good lad, and can race but not really been able to put things together.

@404xdev @Mrwhosetheboss His face lost water weight and fat bro. Unless ofc he's used AI, doesn't seem fake.

@Mrwhosetheboss you have just suck in your belly bro 😭😭 its a 10 seconds of being locked in

60 days of being locked in

@OneIslamLight @MuslimsMatters finish the verse.

@MuslimsMatters The best of us are those who are best to their women. This protection is a sacred trust (Amanah) from Allah, one that requires strength of character and a heart full of Taqwa.

“Men are the protectors and maintainers of women,” -Al Qur’aan | 4:34

@muke1010101 April Fools bro, come on.

how empty are you gonna feel when compilers inevitably make your handrolled assembly redundant?

@amrf1insights This sounds suspicious. They clearly stated they needed to turn down the PU to assist with the vibrations at first. It's still turned down but the energy Management has improved.

🚨 ENGINE OPERATING CLOSE TO THE LIMIT ⚠️ According to Shintaro Orihara, HONDA is not reducing engine power to safeguard reliability. 💥 This, broadly speaking, is all there is to it, for now: ⚙️ "The engine's operating conditions are close to the limit. We need to concentrate on improving energy management" he said. 📰 @diarioas

@SziIlar @schiz04renic The checkmark finally appeared

@schiz04renic Hello

A lot of people are struggling to get 500 verified followers for monetization while I have about 20.2k verified mutuals out of 78.9k Do yourself a favour and say Hello, let them follow NOW.

@SziIlar Nope. I just care about my gut health. I get a Strawberry flavoured Kefir

Does anyone who drinks kefir feel self-conscious about drinking it in public? I love the smell but I’m wondering if it smells like a rotten corpse to other people

@MotorsportiveHQ The Merc is basically the 2014 car all again. Designed only to be at its best in clean air.

🚨 VILLENEUVE EXPOSES MERCEDES' KEY 2026 WEAKNESS Jacques Villeneuve suggests the dominant Mercedes car has a CRUCIAL FLAW. It struggles severely in dirty air, exposed in Japan as Antonelli and Russell faced traffic. Rivals could exploit this despite Mercedes' perfect win record.

@KatharinaLeAnn Awws, Kath. What are you craving?

Pray for me. I’ve opened the fridge 3 times like something new is gonna appear. I’m hungry, I’m tired, I’m peopled out & ordering food feels like it’d take too much emotional preparation.🫠

@SziIlar Might be bugged. Check the policy about the purchase

I bought premium 3 days ago and these con artists still haven’t given me my blue checkmark yet

@Vitrln @amrf1insights And then Honda for basically being in the dark about everything, with Aston not preparing facilities for their engineers in the UK.

@Vitrln @amrf1insights Unfortunately it seems that both Aston Martin and Honda were very shortsighted with the cooperation. They failed to be accountable and responsible for each other, and themselves. Aston not building a transmission from 2024 with the Merc PU to gain experience for 2 seasons.

🚨 SHIFT IN MEDIA NARRATIVE 👉 Koji Watanabe senses a shift in media perception about the idea that the problems are entirely due to Honda. 💥 "PU and Chassis: Both have their downsides and their advantages." 🤝 There seems to be a growing understanding that the issue requires cooperation between both the PU and the Chassis to be resolved. 👉 "I definitely feel like things have changed. Originally, it wasn't a matter of PU being PU and chassis being chassis. ✅️ "We need to work together to increase our competitiveness." 📰 @MotorsportJP

@BasedZillenial Wow.

Being a girl is having a tummy ache 90% of the time.

@kumarvikash @leevis505 @espn Norris definitely has made it clear this whole software managed system is garbage. Drivers have very little control over the systems

@leevis505 @MacKurtj @espn Have you heard Lando lately?

Max Verstappen has said he is considering retiring from Formula 1 at the end of 2026, admitting he is "not enjoying the sport."