mac daddy

If you're not weird and proud I don't wanna know ya

@MrFilmkritik @erica_borden @megeedoo22

Me at 15: Why do my parents watch fucking HGTV all day? Me at 23: Damn, the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop

@anniemermaid25 I LOVE YOU AND THINK YOURE AMAZING AND THE BEST EVER AND YOU CAN DO IT

I’ve been living in China for a whole month now WOW.

@megeedoo22 This whole problem could have been easily avoided if you had sent them to me like I initially asked!!!

Get yourself a Mac daddy because she always supports my problems 😂

@sagle56 Yeah but first dump daddies?

@sagle56 Yeah.

@ellisabonita Sending love from all corners of the world !

Didn’t make it off my train in time and am now heading to an unknown location. It’s cool though I downloaded black mirror on Netflix.

@erica_borden Hey babe. You taken?

Flame on 🔥

Update: I sold it and received counterfeit money. twitter.com/mac_swenz/stat…

The most Midwest sentence you could think of: “Ope, just gonna SNEAK right past ya and grab the ranch.”

I’ve actually never been happier in my whole life than I am here in China.

I urge you to travel

Also If I can make it more that 2 blocks without being photographed by strangers that’d be cool.

For breakfast I had fried noodles. But I’ll take that over rice. Any time, any day.

HI CHINA IS AMAZING IM NEVER COMING HOME that’s all. Also while you all go to bed I’m already halfway done with your tomorrow lol

@ltsEvanPeters @itstattoos Why are there no pics from the best movie ever released- sleepover