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@Munalozy The visitor:

If you go to someone’s house, please ask questions. I walked into my bathroom and noticed a sponge hanging on the wall dripping water, apparently, my visitor used it to bathe. It’s the sponge I use to wash the toilet. 😭 Now I’m just here wondering…..how do I break the news to him?😥 On a second thought, why would you use a sponge that doesn’t belong to you? 😭

@seyi_A_dev Life no too hard 😂😂😂

@Macblaze4all 😂 Oya na, I go update you

I’m about to vibe code a trading bot right now. See you all on the Forbes list or in the trenches.

@Warepamorsammy @adaezennaji_ @Gbafe_Pounds Why are you bothering yourself explaining bro? she already knows this.

You women are the ones that always think this thing like this, a guy that likes you travelled back and wants to come to your house to eat your food you say you are like a sister to him. That guy likes you and is interested in you but he will never voice it out cos he knows you'll reject him that's why he's still playing friendzone with you since you have brozoned him. No be go tell you sha, ask him by yourself

One of my friends is visiting today and I promised I’d cook him whatever he wants when he’s in Nigeria. The problem is that men are very stressful because now he’s refusing to tell me what he wants and says he wants to eat everything. Idk what “everything” is. Now, I don’t know what to cook 😭 Please what do you cook for someone who is eating your food for the first time? Rice or soup?

@MrMekzy_ This is true. One said what she said and they sent the screenshot to her hubby 😂😂😂 Marriage life is not for the weak

They’re silent because if they tell you what they do and the sacrifices they make to keep a happy and successful home, people here will call them all kind of unprintable names.

@hannytalker The funny thing is that signs like this are obvious. Once I detect it, I call your attention to the pattern, next thing I move on immediately. No fuss.

I have a theory: when a woman enters a serious relationship, her energy toward other men shifts noticeably. The calls she used to pick promptly, the messages she used to return quickly, all of that slows down or stops. There’s a measurable drop in availability and warmth. As a man, when you notice this pattern, resist the urge to take it personally. It’s not a slight. It’s a signal. She’s taken.

@yabaleftonline 1. Contra

Gen Zs, step away. Millennials, which was your best game here?

@lasisielenu Guy, one of your ancestors just returned 😭😭😂😂 She effortlessly switch from BE to NE and to Yoruba. What a smart kid❤️

There is always something new every Tuesday with this girl 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

@ayeitskingsley @delzcomics @delzcomics on no account should you back away from this. See it through, see it to the end. Don't back down

On our client’s @delzcomics firm instructions, we have issued a formal Cease and Desist Notice directing that Adeife immediately refrain from contacting him directly and that any further communication concerning this matter be channeled strictly through his legal representatives

@Olami_deeEbony ...this process, you're like to experience these kind of stuffs. So it is reckoned that once you lose a line you initially used for official stuffs, you make sure to change them to avoid another customer getting access to your details.

@Olami_deeEbony It is possible. There is something called "churning" in telecom sector. This is a process of recycling lines after being inactive for 3 - 6 months depending on the network service. So if a customer used the line to get transaction alerts before the inactive line undergoes...

I bought a brand-new MTN SIM yesterday and to my shock, I started receiving UBA debit alerts. Let me be very clear: I don’t bank with UBA. A few minutes later, it hit me. I was sold someone else’s line. This morning, the actual owner made another transaction… and yes, another debit alert entered my phone. How is this even possible? You buy a “new” SIM and inherit someone’s bank alerts, financial history, and privacy risks? This isn’t just strange, it’s dangerous.

@Darkchocolaite1 Tell your father, brothers, cousins, uncles, friends and nephews to stop Raping you guys. For it to occur, it must be from people you are familiar with which I mentioned above. Confront them and stop foọọ́ling yourself here.

STOP RAPING US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Chizitere_xyz From the producers of "Things that never happened" comes a banger "E no happen at all". You guys come online just to fabricate lies, for what? x.com/i/status/20239…

My coworker ended her 5-year marriage over 'laundry,' and honestly, listening to her tell the story, I am still in shock at how delusional a person can be. She told me she left him because when she was sick, he only washed his own clothes and made his own dinner. She painted him as a monster who didn't care. But then I asked her one simple question: 'Did you ask him for help?' Her answer? 'I shouldn't have to ask. He should just know.' And that is when it hit me. For five years, this woman has micromanaged that man into submission. Every time he tried to do laundry in the past, she screamed at him for mixing colors or using the wrong setting. Every time he tried to cook, she hovered over him, criticizing his chopping, his seasoning, and his cleaning. She spent half a decade training him that her way was the only way and that his help was just 'interference.' So that night? He wasn't being malicious; he was being obedient. He washed only his clothes because he was terrified of ruining her 'delicates' and getting yelled at while she was already sick. He ate alone because the last time she was ill, she snapped at him for bringing food she 'didn't have the stomach for.' He was walking on eggshells, trying to give her space and peace. Meanwhile, she was lying there, silently grading him on a test he didn't even know he was taking. She divorced a faithful, hardworking man not because he was abusive, but because he wasn't a Psychic. And the saddest part? She still thinks she’s the victim. She destroyed a home because she wanted her husband to read her mind instead of just reading a text message.

@cessonmute From the producers of "Things that never happened" comes a banger "E no happen at all".

My coworker ended her five-year marriage over something most people would probably call “small.” She told me that in their home, she naturally took on the chores. She cooked. She did the laundry. She kept things running. It wasn’t something they formally discussed... it just became the routine. And she went along with it. Then she got sick. Not just a light cold... the kind where your body feels heavy and even standing up is exhausting. For once, she couldn’t function the way she usually did. That evening, her husband came home, saw the laundry basket, and separated his clothes from hers. He washed only his. Later, he made himself dinner, plated it, and ate. When she asked if he could make something simple for her too, he replied, “I’m exhausted. I don’t have the energy.” She said it wasn’t even the words that hurt. It was the absence of instinct. The absence of care. The fact that helping her didn’t occur to him automatically the way serving him had always occurred to her. That night, lying there sick and hungry, she realized she wasn’t in a partnership. She was in an arrangement where her labor was expected, but his effort was optional. People think love disappears in dramatic arguments or explosive fights. But sometimes it fades in moments like that... when someone watches you struggle and chooses convenience over compassion.

@illBlissGoretti Garri DA Boss

FIREWORKS!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@rordkelly This na beat bro.... 🔥

I want you guys opinion! 😂

@esther_stan Weldon. It's remaining pocket money. That one is very important

I just paid rent for two of my younger sisters in university. I told them I would and I did . My account is shaking but clap for me.

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Let’s have it 🎤

@Wizarab10 Oke mmiri! Birthday blessings upon you bro

This is 33 🍷

@MrMekzy_ Guy it's too early nau 😂😂

Asking me to come over at 9 pm is crazy. Madam where are your morals? Where’s your self respect? Where’s your house? Where do i park?