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Jay Sean and Lil Wayne's "DOWN" is officially certified diamond 💎 (Via @RIAA)

There’s no way this isn’t at least 650ft

@MLBTheShow Maybe you could fix levitating pitches and constant glitches too idk

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Who’s pumped for this?!

I just wanna travel to different ballparks and watch baseball all summer long

@nikitabier @levelsio Can there be a “this post is retarded” option?

@levelsio Way ahead of you. It’s already in the dislike button (Available for US iPhone Premium). Expanding soon.

Maybe a fix for the AI bots here is a [ Report as AI ] button @nikitabier It would add a human input to the AI bot detection which then an AI could investigate and de-rank the account if there's enough reports Obviously need to build in failsafes so it's not abused to take down accounts but Community Notes shows you can have an algorithm that makes sure that doesn't happne

ESPN Sources: Offensive Player of the Year and Super-Bowl champion Jaxon Smith-Njigba reached agreement with the Seattle Seahawks on a four-year, $168.6 million contract extension that now makes him the highest-paid WR in NFL history.  The deal averages $42.15 million per year, and includes over $120 million guaranteed, both setting records for any wide receiver. The deal was confirmed by @WINSportsGroup.

please no more immigrants. i haven't been to a house party like the one in scott pilgrim vs the world in over 10 years. we need to start deporting until i've got a red solo cup in my hands again

Name a player—not named Ken Griffey Jr—who had an absolutely beautiful swing.

@elonmusk @BlakeSNeff @Oilfield_Rando By the judge and the crackhead

@elonmusk @BlakeSNeff @Oilfield_Rando Absolute fuckin insanity

A drug-addicted parasite stole a gun, walked up to a random pregnant woman in Seattle, and murdered her. Instead of just executing him, the state wasted three years “evaluating” him before reaching a plea deal acquitting him for “insanity,” so now millions of dollars can be spent “rehabilitating” him so that later left-wing activists can work for his release in the hopes he will get to do more drugs and kill somebody again.

@RG_Leachman Amazing

I asked Claude to build my daughter an app that plugs into our piano, can read live key strokes, can show her sheet notes and key view and ends with a Guitar Hero style game. All while giving progressively harder songs. Today she’s using It and crushing It.

If bartenders can go to jail for over-serving alcohol to someone who then kills another person, judges should go to jail for releasing criminals who do the same.

we are not the same

@TheHoopCentral @LukaUpdates Fuck you @mcuban

"He (Goga) said at free throw he will fu*k my whole family. And at some point, I just can't stand it. I gotta stand up for myself.” — Luka Doncic on his technical foul (via @LukaUpdates)

@yacineMTB I’ll delete it when vine comes back

Delete Instagram. Every time I accidentally open it. It's fucking demonic man

@JomboyMedia 😂😂

“Please be a strike” Ump didn’t realize his mic was still on

@PopCrave She’s valid but sounds like a hater. Shia eclipsed her career in 2007

Christy Carlson Romano says ‘Even Stevens’ co-star Shia LaBeauf doesn't deserve a place in the Disney Channel Mount Rushmore: “Shia doesn't deserve to be on the Rushmore. I'll be writing a substack on this so you can understand why. This Mount Rushmore thing is just pissing me off now.”

@TheDunkCentral @TMZ @mcuban this is all your fault, you ruined this mans life

Luka Dončić’s ex is filing for child support in California—despite living in Slovenia—which Luka claims is an attempt to secure a bigger payout, per @tmz Luka is asking the court to dismiss the case, arguing neither he nor the children live in California and that the matter should be handled in Slovenia, where he already filed. (Via tmz.com/2026/03/20/luk…)