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@__deedee9__ @eunoirr 🌚🌚🌚

@eunoirr @Machairodus_KB

who tf actually uses YouTube music over Spotify

If you know this place, you’ve watched one of the best movies.

Why are Anteaters always like, "EVERYBODY FREEZE?" 🫷😐🫸

cats at 3am:

@__deedee9__ @flashbagz448 @The_Real_Yay Lol😂. There like absolutely no point here. They do flips to break dance. Many dance forms I know require some or a high level of athleticism. It’s okay if you don’t appreciate that kind of dance, these same guys you’re referencing would probably say poco Lee no sabi dance.

@flashbagz448 @The_Real_Yay @Machairodus_KB

Michael will always be the GOAT 🐐🤣

I've been alive for 30 years and never once has the thought of tigers and frogs interacting even crossed my mind

Chris Tucker was in Hong Kong talking bout, get out the way, LAPD. 😭😭😭😭😭

@__deedee9__ @Teeniiola 😂😂😂

@Teeniiola @Machairodus_KB 😂😂

It’s always your best friend 😂😂

@Mubzy19 @SasDantata It should've been elevated to the height of the building top.

@SasDantata Unfortunately, Most of those panels are just occupying space there. Bad panel placing

This is how my client dealt with "NEPA!"

@mostcherishd @black_bhoy_ 😂😂😂, anything wey no be coding or uiux no be technology again like this.

@black_bhoy_ @Machairodus_KB

Intro Tech wey dem suppose use introduce us to Tech, dem teach us carpentry work.

@mostcherishd @Emarged I kuku see am😂😂😂, but I mean this is still decent. There are roads in Adiyan that are significantly worse so...

@Emarged @Machairodus_KB

Pompeii in 60 AD had better infrastructures than this.

@drpenking The picture shows a Marabou Stork

This guy was said to sell the biggest chicken thighs in Abuja Today he was caught and it turns out he sells vultures as chicken 😭😳

The side of planet Earth we aren't used to seeing.

@Clytheronix @kirawontmiss Grab, hug and squeeze with 4 limbs, chew face off.

@kirawontmiss Because Mike Tyson can defeat a silverback gorilla. Ya'll hype these animals too much while undermining the ability of humans. Give me to silverback gorrial - in a cage. I will defeat 'em. My rage alone would scare the shit outta 'em.

wtf was Mike Tyson thinking😭😭

A gibbon was seen grooming a deer looking for fleas in northeast Thailand.

@__deedee9__ @interesting_aIl Na me train am

@Machairodus_KB @interesting_aIl 😂😂

This is what happens when dads are around!

@__deedee9__ @interesting_aIl

@interesting_aIl @Machairodus_KB wo ọmọ inu ẹ o 👀

@lord_much I sabi, I’m saying after them collect the business plan money, it suppose work. But if you de Lagos and you choose location as ib, it no go work. Abi you change am to Lag, it still now work?

@Machairodus_KB There’s only one plan now, Business plan, anywhere in Naija. No choice, just vibes. And if dem sabi say e no go work, why dem still collect my 159K? Na spiritual billing be this?

1/3 Bought Starlink for 600K naira, thinking I’d escape Nigeria’s terrible internet. They made me input my location, I put Lagos, e no work. Changed it to Ibadan, e work like magic. Then they said, "Pay within 1 hour." Paid at the last minute… That’s when wahala started. #lagos