Nick McD

@virtuallyself back inside of the vagina w/ u bro

quit infantilizing me

@meoww739 christ she's got a cold shot

white guys be like my name is connor

@voicingadoubt everybody was kuunnnggg fu fighting *dinnen nehn nen, neh neh nen neeehhhn* some cats were bound to get chopped by sommeething

In some cultures being referred to as “Chopped” is actually a compliment

@skyed1ed I don't understand the fear of it. You should be willing to eat anything out of your girlfriends body minus poop, so what's some blood on your dick?

i dont get dudes who don’t have period sex. has that boy never put ketchup on his hot dog or what

@P0lyblank good, good, its the people that are holding on too tightly that are weak points anyway. you want a world worth living for, that's a good place to start, ironically.

plan A: suicide plan B: suicide

@HorrorGorl I can't think of anything analagous to the US that lasted only ~200 years... Athens, maybe?

Empires only last 250 years…..

@VagabondMonkey @loudnutter If everyone takes a small arrow the threshold will raise a wee bit, capisce

@loudnutter ....I'ma try this. It's okay guys. I'll take the arrow.

if anyone was wanting my phone number it’s 678-999-8212 hmu 📲

@_middleEarth I got a hold of a few passages, and I think it might be true...

smeagle gets the next level nod from AJ

@PhotoGhibli oh

Hayao Miyazaki is a special person

@TolkienWorldG *pees in mug* i love you

Sauron is always watching….

@FantasyWorldW1 then he's gone'd alf to greener pastures

Are you excited to see Sir Ian as Gandalf? One last time

@his4Everz thx doll

@LOTR_Daily_ he was cool. i liked the cartoon version... he was hilarious, they should have rolled with the more playful version.

Do you like Gandalf?

@laylasdoggy do you want to skip straight to being an elderly person?

i hate being so horny all the time

@voicingadoubt aww you poor thing :(

I require pity

i’m the sleepiest person alive

@goobygirl2 oc

i don’t even like being mean to myself anymore can we just be friends

And we'd have some system of voting/campaigning built into the site/app to help us do all of this. And it'd be self-checkable, self-watch-doggable, via IPs and such.

If it were up to me we'd be using Twitter in a more militaristic way. We'd have fun but the first order of business would be clarifying the truth, setting priorities regarding the truth, and then exacting them.