Mackenzie Laidlaw

Night shifts mad. Why do I fancy a chippy at 6AM

Cooking for a gym boy suck. Babe tf do you mean I can’t honey roast the carrots because of your macros

Genuinely devastates me that I’m so broke I can buy jaffa cakes. Not even on pay day. Fuck cozzy living 🥲

@devilsdinosaur In your dreams

@MackenzieLaidl2 Only if we can build it together

Anyone wanna give me £250 for a Lego set 🙃. Why is life so expensive

The worst part about having my lashes done is when I cry the glue stings my eyes which makes them water. Endless pain

Went round to a man’s house for the first time and I fell down the ducking stairs ☠️

Is he my sole mate or is he just over 6ft, tattooed and has a mullet

Note to self - next time don’t get the cheap hair dryer

Today feels like a cry in the shower fully clothed kinda day

Got relationship problems and I’m not even in one

Just realised my ex is still on my private story lol

Why do I only like boys who live hours away from me

As if the cars broke down when I’m nearing a jumpsuit and I’ve just had to get but ass naked on the side of the road to pee

Update he picked me up. All good

Not the man I’m interested in asking me to meet up and I tell him I can’t drive instead of asking where 🥲

Can’t believe I’ve agreed to go on a date with a southerner 🤢

How do I tell my mum and dad I’m going to a festival with a man I meant on hinge

Boys don’t tell you they fancy you they just add you to their private story

Imagine cracking on with someone then you end up working with there fucking mam