macolin culkin 🍕

Thinking about shaving the top of my head so I look like Hulk Hogan.

@MattLech Obligatory

@_whatevermaria_ @BBW_BFF @4ngusibal

@MacolinCulkin @BBW_BFF WHO THE FUCK IS THE OATMEAL GUY

I’m at a baby shower and unfortunately I can’t stop doing bits. it’s taking all my willpower not to fill in “9/11” under “I hope you never forget”

@TheSaurus831 “Get it???” -@Randyworms

“I’m grater than everybody like some shredded cheese” “You gotta be kidding, like nieces and nephews” “I’m in the loop like a carabiner” "I Rack up the tab in Chanel, cause I do buy everything like I'm Middle Eastern" “Next to Jordan like I’m Lebanese” “I’m with Noel like Kris Kringle” “Barber went broke, now he under the arm like I’m ticklish” “You envy me like Nevada” “What kind of man are you? - a middle one” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@dallascowboys @SNFonNBC

new season starts in New York 🗽

@karaokecomputer Especially the NBA

bro these are objectively some of the worse things in human history

@DAK_4_MVP x.com/macolinculkin/…

Coop🥲

@InstantReplay17 This shit goes super hard

HOW CAN YOU TELL ME THEY DON’T HAVE AURA AND YOU’D RATHER HAVE LAME ASS SMASH AND ZERO DESIGNS BRO.

@_Togl_ @viking_gumball Didn’t the Tin Man have poisonous paint on his face and the snow in the poppy field was poison too

@viking_gumball the og wizard of oz. with actors being lit on fire, the lead be put on drugs the whole time, and so much more. horrifying production

What would you say is the most evil movie ever made? Not "ohh it's so bad it's a crime" I mean movies with actively malicious messages, people or production cycles

white ppl be like album covers that go hard: a thread 🧵

@GameStalgiaX Mario Strikers ruled

You can only pick ONE.

Something good should happen, just to mix things up for a change

@newstart_2024 m.youtube.com/shorts/Y_zrF06…

This MRI study on young kids just exposed something terrifying: They scanned the brains of 60 children aged 3–5 — including 5-year-old Rose — and found interactive screen time is causing measurable loss of white matter in their developing brains. Even just 2 hours a day is linked to impaired neural connectivity, language, and literacy development. Professor Mike Nagel (neuroscientist and father) said his first reaction was simply: “Wow… I was not anticipating seeing anything like that.” We’re physically changing children’s brains before they even start school — and the damage is visible on scans. This one actually unsettled me. I’ve always suspected too much screen time was bad, but seeing real white matter loss in toddlers hits different. Parents of little ones — has this kind of research changed how much screen time you allow?

@TheQuestions15 Whatever year Drake sang about having no new friends is the worst year

The worst era of hip hop was like 2007 - 2015ish.

@lilkhanas Cineby

can someone suggest sum good illegal movie website, mine’s down since last nightttt ughh

@poptime Whata hardass.

Em 2017, uma falsa médica foi presa por injetar CIMENTO e SUPER COLA em cirurgias plásticas, desfigurando pacientes e a si mesma.

Just saw a blonde guy outside and busted out laughing. I genuinely forgot blonde dudes were a real thing

@feraljokes This was Easily one of the best episodes of television I ever seen lol

Man this show was so good

Who is risen?