Macute!💗

Nothing disturbs me more than those three emojis on WhatsApp status, such a useless update.

Hiyo chat nayo utaUnpin tuh...Trust me Hii sio meme 😂😂🚮

Nothing disturbs me more than those three emojis on WhatsApp status, such a useless update.

i really want us to win the premier league at emirates. crystal palace, don’t disappoint us please 🤣

Leo hao vijana wa pep wakilegea kidogo tunabeba league mamae 😭😂

The least you can do is retweet those posts of missing children.

My grandpa once told me, “When a dog starts barking at its owner, someone else is feeding the dog.” I’m still thinking about those words.

Friends group yote hakuna dropout, Sasa Nani atakuwa billionaire jameni 😂🚮🤌

Stick to "wah sa utadoo" when someone explains to you their problems.

I Hatewatch on Manchester City because a bad result for them would benefit Arsenal. You Hatewatch Arsenal so it can benefit Manchester City. You even Hatewatch your own clubs so Manchester City can benefit from your mediocrity. We’re not the same. 3 more wins to go.

So man city waki draw then tuwin against Burnley Monday tutakua crowned champions?

I'm officially at the age where old people think I'm young and young people think I'm old

Alfu upate hio story ya grill za harrier Ilikua marketing then wezi wakaichkulia serious

Siet mlisema dawa ya hoba ni gani? Ni mbaya hii pande.

Highschool watu wa Nairobi walikuwa wanajua kila kitu except exams😂😂

Unapita interview vizuri alafu wanaleta drug test 😂

I've never been this locked in bruh, I can't concentrate on my job,everytime I sleep I am thinking about the scenes when we win the EPL God willing,always thinking if I need a vacation or do something extraordinary to celebrate!

Ukitaka kuishi soft life bila kujituma, be ready to bear the cost!

A thorough background check on the nannies you hire to babysit hukua very crucial. In fact it is recommended that you know one or two of their close relatives before hiring them.

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