Macy Cialkowski

Pictures I get while I’m at work: a thread

Mother— Scouts report from the Navy Patrol that the Dairy Platoon were last seen fleeing to the territory south of the Alamo, known as Cancun. It is in their fortune for they will not find any ice in that region. Alas, they will melt in their own misery. Yours in victory. —CW

me casting a spell to make sure robert, elaine, or jordan wins #DWTS

I was in labor, but my water hadn’t broken yet so I couldn’t get an epidural and someone asked how I was doing

Pictures I get while I’m at work: a thread

Absolute snooze fest @NASCAR @NASCARONFOX @kansasspeedway

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My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

It's so good every single time 🔥