Maddy Long

Every single hour of the day I find myself thinking, "Wow, I really want coffee right now."

@peacockTV your streaming service is the ONLY one that consistently times out and buffers during shows. No problems with HBO max, Hulu, Netflix,etc. You’re already putting annoying ads in the middle of my favorite shows and now they pause at least 5 times within 20 min. #bebetter

@FloRugby it’s free, but costs $12.50/mo? Am I missing something?

@wsferries will Coleman Dock be closed for the rest of the night?

@AanandKSharma managed to give me the complete history of Rebecca Black and teach me the Functional Theorem of Calculus all in a matter of one study session. Good thing that’s not what our tests are on 😅

Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets send tweet

I'm still mad at my 2nd grade teacher for telling me to "sound it out" when I asked her how to spell the word "laugh"

@alyxcamille What if your uncle made it for you, but your parents didn’t knowww..? Same same? 😕

your parents never made you hamburger helper as a kid and it shows

Today my professor was talking about what would happen if we drank sea water. He explained: “The chocolate choo choo is gonna be running on really watery tracks.” Brilliant.

There was a thin layer of ice on my windshield this morning..... I really don’t understand this place.

Spanish tapas and Swiss Miss hot cocoa. What is so hard to understand?

I’ve never heard so many people order decaf coffee in my life. CA is wack, man.

My roommates and I don’t have cable or internet yet, so we’ve just been playing The Office and Harry Potter on a constant loop. My quality of life has significantly increased.

Last night I had a dream that @rjacks_920 tried to surf and got his leg bitten off by a shark.

Riding in @samabsten’s car be like

How does a 10 year collection of coffee mugs disappear out of thin air 🙃

Wow can’t wait to race this one with Luigi.

Punch his beard off

“If my extremities were all noodles, I’d just be a trunk!” -@MaddieHood7