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@AAfricanrebel I’m not your dear

@Madam_Gift Two of the same world my dear

A man telling me he misses me, sends me into a frenzy. You miss ME or you miss this Cat😕

“Thinking” of a new business idea is not enough. You need capital for it too

@eagledeyes I’m honestly trying. Honestly

@Madam_Gift Day 2 of telling you to change🤚🏾

The pros of not having a retentive memory is not more than the cons. Because I just texted someone to “check in” on them and they’re asking me if I don’t remember all that I said to them the last time 💀💀. They sound like I shouldn’t be texting and also sound surprised I did💀

"Why don't you post yourself anymore?" Me:

@Horlar_scott_ Good talk 🤝

@Madam_Gift you’re the excitement you need, spark joy, go home, walk in nature, be without phone mostly, talk with random people, ride a bicycle, laugh and enjoy family time.

I need some excitement. A side quest. Something. Some adrenaline

Ask me something you told me 3days ago. I’m 80% sure I won’t remember until you try to remind me again

@nneyanneya Okay, you fuck 1,2,3,4…. Then 5,6 and 7????? C’mon now

Wo even me, I want to just fuck biko

@the__tega I’m actually irritated

@Madam_Gift 🫩 So tiring

Everybody wants to fuck! Just fuck!! It’s so irritatingggggggggg After fucking, what’s next???

Gosh I’m so irritated today

@Horlar_scott_ Chai

@Madam_Gift All join jare🤭

My irrigation today is on a high. I’m so irritated with everything and by everything. “Your tone is aggressive” yes!! Because all yall do is sexualize a person over and over and over again. Bloody retards

Such a disservice to yourself, to still give access to someone that has disrespected you in any way or form

Ngl u couldn’t even pay me to gaf about hyperpigmentation

See it’s so bad that you can’t have sensible conversations with these lots

Going to the gym by 8pm today 💀

I really don’t fancy roommates or having someone stay over at mine for a long time. I think it’s the noise that I can’t control I’m irritated