FC | UmaddyRunner

I KID YOU NOT, THIS GUY LEFT ME ON READ FOR TWO DAYS But he's supportive and he's epic sauce so all's well that ends well

@Hardflippp @Boaiatach

@Boaiatach What if u combine them what happens ?

porn > analog horror

@kevdevz @ToonHive We still not forgetting your response to Tari's VA

@ToonHive oh

First look at Spike, making his theatrical debut in ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’. In theaters April 1st.

I'm starting to see why charvee gets a headache each time he sees this, this actually hurt my head seeing this.

@FraymakersGame Bowler announcer pack

So now that Kira Buckland, Alpharad and Josh Tomar are all announcers in Fraymakers... ...who do you think should get an announcer pack next? 🤔

@TheFaithSheriff I could deadass face fuck you

this is still the greatest umamusume post of all time

Deadass couldn't come up with a better name, that pen was on fire

Clothing practice with celeste and beleste #celestegame

@Ytangeldog2145 @Zakashiii this implies he's gonna kill himself in front of his kid

@Zakashiii Tom to his future child: "What's your name?" " " "it's not Holland? I'm glad"

He think he Toji Fushiguro

@DapperParagon @SaskioLoL I DONT GIVE A FUUUCKKK "@ dantes blondes or brunettes?" A WINSTREAKKK

@DapperParagon @SaskioLoL ahem. "@ dantes do you like latina women?" NO! I LIKE THREE WINNING LANES LIKE- DUDE- DO YOU NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING I SAY?!!??! MANN!! FUCKK How can i sit here and tell you for 20 minutes about how i am mentally and you ask me do you like latina women? LIKE I DONT GIVE A FUCKK

Just met a cute girl at the wedding i'm at like actually cute. genuinely attractive human being. we're talking. vibes are good. she's laughing at my jokes. i'm being charming. then gaming gets brought up, she says it "i play league" my ears PERKED up i played it cool. i said "oh nice what rank are you" she said "diamond 4" and that's where a normal person would have said "wow that's really impressive" and gotten her number but i am not a normal person my brain immediately went into autopilot and i said "what's your peak LP" she looked confused i kept going "do you duo? what's your solo only win rate. what champions do you play. are you a one trick or do you actually play the game" she said "i play lux support" and i said "so you don't actually play league of legends" the vibe was GONE her friend pulled her away. she didn't look back. i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn't even sipping doing MENTAL MATH on whether lux support can even maintain a 50% win rate in diamond without a duo my friend walked over and said "bro she was into you what happened" i said "she peaked d4 with lux support" he said "so?" SO??? i would rather DIE alone than let a lux support player think we're on the same level she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING opgg and i simply cannot overlook that could've had her number but she knows i'm higher elo and honestly that's worth more Study the Saskio way

There's no greater beauty in this world than competition founded on respect for your opponents and an undying love of the game.

@gorumakuprofen me seeing literally any other instance of her existence

@MaddyRunner ?

theres no such thing as an ugly uma musume.

@pugx_0 this the guy im spending next weekend with.

Lmaooo mvs players will alw- hmff… mmfff. stop…. we’re both boys! Mmmhghhdh… mmmmmffff