Madeline

I will be framing this notification.

I love that the Sabres are about the beat both of their teams 🥰

Grocery stores are legit so mean to short folks!! Why y’all putting the best products on the tippity top shelves?!?! Help a girl out!!

she simply does not have enough flowers

Does Alex Borstein know how important Miss Ungermeyer is to my generation?

Wait… not everyone saw Lion King 1/2?

Like.. they’re literally mermaids

It seems so relaxing to be a sea lion

Suddenly Scott’s a morning person when he knows I’m taking him to the zoo

It feels even more poetic to beat Boston in the playoffs since that’s Ilya Rozanov’s team and he famously said “Buffalo is terrible”

Did they just play the Veronica Mars theme song at the Sabres game?!?

Everytime Kacey Musgraves drops an albums I’m reminded that she was blacklisted from country radio stations just for saying people be gay and weed is awesome. I love that woman.

I’ve been following this person named Madelyn on tik tok and she’s trying to make her childhood dream come true of buying this old building and turning it into a cafe/art studio and I’m rooting for her so hard 😭 I hope it happens for her.

@luke_left Says the biggest Katy Kat I know…

@Maddyluke1 Okay Katy Perry

I think if I ever have a daughter, I’ll name her Daisy. It’s my favorite flower, but also technically considered a weed so I think that’ll keep her humble

i need a 6 pack of modelo a large field to frolic in and a 10mg edible right now. open.spotify.com/track/7xKr077i…

Rhinestoned is so good ✨

@MrsCoachRoth Never gave sports the time of day…mind you, she was a three sport athlete and has been to more Yankees games than you and your friends combined

The way I had no idea about the shenanigans happening between the Knicks and the Hawks until my sister who went to an Arts College and never gave sports the time of day or knew any lore casually brought up the Knicks game….

I’m not trying to jinx or anything like that… but are we sure Atlanta is supposed to be good enough to even be in the playoffs…?

@MrsCoachRoth You cannot deny that the bleachers are not the same as they once were….

@Maddyluke1 You were trying your best to keep me from Bernadette and imma tell her

I could really could really go for a concession stand cheeseburger rn

@MrsCoachRoth In one month’s time you will be reunited with Bernadette!

@Maddyluke1 No but like I could really go for a hug from Bernadette