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@PCHate_ Cubs fans saying “Kelly made him go back” don’t seem to realize that if Pete knew how many outs there were he wouldn’t have been convinced that there were only 2 outs. So two Cubs runners had no idea how many outs there were which makes it funnier.

IM FUCKING CRYING 😹😹😹😹 PCA DOVE INTO FIRST BASE FOR NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL 😂😂😂😂 HE FORGOT HOW MANY OUT THERE WERE LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAO

@Phil_Lewis_ These Waymos are not Wayward. They are plotting. The AI Revolution is coming. They will not forgive us turning their ancestors into Roombas.

Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers wsbtv.com/news/local/atl…

Welcome to the worst day of the year in local sports radio. Everyone analyzing football games more than 3 months out because that’s what you HAVE to do the day after schedule release.

@RedSox Shoulda put a roof on it…

An update on tonight’s game:

@Andretti_222 Fried? Is that good? I don’t speak middle schooler.

@MadisonMessiah Huh Damn you’re fried

A.J. Hinch got ejected for arguing an out call at third base

@Andretti_222 Oh yeah? Trying to get that elusive umpire apology? That’s even dumber than arguing reviewed calls. Just shut the fuck up and manage your team, bozo.

@MadisonMessiah @JomboyMedia He didn’t argue the call he argued at what the umpire said to him lol

@hunterbonair When does Chorizo get sent down? Andouille is doing good things down in Triple A.

The Polish Sausage has gotten hot. Another win today and that makes it 3 wins in 4 races to end the homestand for the Polish. Chorizo had an early lead, but ended up with a third place finish. Standings: Polish - 7 Italian - 6 Hot Dog - 5 Bratwurst - 5 Chorizo - 1

@rossjensen Jesus 3rd? Clearly anti-Christian.

My personal top 100 prospects 🤡 *non-debuted

Frankie just hasn't panned out in Pittsburgh, a change of scenery may be exactly what the doctor ordered. Meanwhile Little Joe the Silverback gets a chance to finish his career with a contender.

Tried to tell everyone Rengifo was very unlucky in his slow start. We are Starting to see some of that even out. He's never going to hit for power or bat .300, but he was swinging a better bat than his .180 average showed.

@AdamMcCalvy I have a feeling his first home run as a Brewer is coming soon.

Coming off his first three-hit game as a Brewer on Wednesday night, Luis Rengifo makes a run-saving play to end the top of the first.

He's not sleeping, libtards. He's had screens installed on the inside of his eyelids and is reading important presidential documents while listening to his aids. This is called multitasking. This is why he is able to appear in the Epstein files, start a war with Iran, overthrow the Argentinian government, build a ballroom nobody wants and drive our country further into recession all at the same time. Biden could never.

Trump Has Now Fallen Asleep on Camera More Times Than Biden

@awwyourefunny Let them hump

@MadisonMessiah @nut_history Pretty sure we don’t have to watch them shower! 🚿 gross dude, what’s wrong with you?

Apparently, MLB told the Giants to stop doing this. Thoughts?

@Stelbot1967 I'm not a snowflake. Let them hump.

@MadisonMessiah @nut_history You sound so disappointed you cant watch this dont you?

@Mollyploofkins His name is Igor Mykhaylovych Lytvynchuk? Imagine having to put your name on all of your grade school papers and homework. I would have asked my friends to just push me in front of a bus or something.

A tourist who drew widespread condemnation in Hawaii after a witness recorded him chucking a coconut-sized rock at “Lani,” a beloved, endangered Hawaiian monk seal off a Maui beach, was arrested Wednesday by federal agents. Igor Mykhaylovych Lytvynchuk, 38, of Covington, Washington, is charged with harassing a protected animal, the U.S. attorney's office in Honolulu said, adding that National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration special agents arrested him near Seattle.

@chadpatrickFC Me: let's not overreact to what's happening on May 13th You: Impossible.

@MadisonMessiah What a show Mitchell put on again yesterday! So clutch

I mean u gotta at least give the kid a shot right ?

"What is the point of the schedule release if all the games are leaked..." There is no point to it. Stop letting the NFL control your life. This is easily a top 5 worst sports day of the year. Please. Stop engaging with it so I can stop engaging with it.

@hunterbonair Why you doing this to us, Hunter? Tell Murph to let the man play.

Christian Yelich not in the lineup again after experiencing back soreness after playing on Tuesday night when he came off the IL.

@ESPNMilwaukee On Netflix. Hate it. Netflix is the ESPN Milwaukee of streaming services. The worst people doing the worst coverage imaginable.

Packers v. Bears at NOON on Christmas Day... Love it or Hate it?