Animals of Street View (Ireland)

oh lawd he comin

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hello mr magpie

Friday! 9.30am! Cow of the Week. This cow is wearing a tiny hat, one so tiny you can't even see it. Congratulations to this cow!

Friday! 9.30am! Cow of the Week! This week's winner is very FAR AWAY SO WE HAVE TO SHOUT TO MAKE SURE THEY CAN HEAR US. HEY COW YOU'VE WON. HEY COW! HEY. CONGRATULATIONS TO THIS COW.

Friday! 9.30pm! Cow of the Week (Evening Edition). This cow is heading out on the town this evening. Their arse is censored because it is freshly bedazzled. Congratulations to this week's winner and enjoy the celebrations this evening.

Friday! 9.30am! Cow of the Week! This cow has never felt fear. Isn't that weird? Kinda unsettling. Unnerving. Why can't they? Is it biological? Is it because of their past? Who knows haha let's not ask just forget it. Congratulations to this cow.

Friday! 9.30am. Cow of the Week. The summer is barely over yet this cow fears the coming winter. They had a vision in which they saw endless fields of white, felt cutting gales and a cold that bit to the bone. None of the other cows believe them. Congratulations to this winner!

Friday. 9.30am. ᶜᵒʷ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵉᵉᵏᵎ ᶠᵒʳᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵒʷ ʷʰᶦˢᵖᵉʳ, ˡᵉᵃⁿ ᶦⁿ ᵗᵒ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵘˢᵗ. ʷᵉ ᵈᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ʷᶦˢʰ ᵗᵒ ʷᵃᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᵉᵉᵏ'ˢ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖᶦⁿᵍ ʷᶦⁿⁿᵉʳ. ᶜᵒⁿᵍʳᵃᵗᵘˡᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᶦˢ ˢⁿᵒᵒᶻᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᵉˡᶦᵍʰᵗ.

Friday! 9.30am! Cow of the Week! Yes, okay, sorry, we've missed a few weeks. You know what? Here's a few, just pick your own for the past couple of weeks to make up for it. Congratulations to your chosen winner!

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