Mae Zolanski

@JoshFordCONS Ok boss.

@MaeZolanski Sorry, was a very out of the blue trip - schedule me another visit

Took a trip to Washington D.C. today to meet with citizens to discuss their concerns and to pay my respects at the Lincoln memorial.

@WHSchedule @SecMontagu Useless VP & SG.

@JoshFordCONS era.

@JoshFordCONS PLS.

@EdwardHarrisWH only black lives matter

My brand new face mask and suit!

@JoshFordCONS well i believe all lives matter.

@EdwardHarrisWH dont be so vulgar

@JoshFordCONS ALM.

@EdwardHarrisWH do you not believe black lives matter?

@JoshFordCONS Lol BLM.

@EdwardHarrisWH What is wrong with that?

@WHSchedule @SecMontagu She doesn’t do much does she.

@PressSec_AP I am coming for your job Mason Monti, I'm coming for it.

@JoshFordCONS I do not live in a council property, no. Furthermore, I am unemployed because I don’t need to be employed, plus I am still in education.

@EdwardHarrisWH Excuse me, I do not live on a council property. Stop this slander! I have a very big bank account, I can afford lots. Arent you unemployed and living in a council flat?

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@JoshFordCONS No anger issues, no red face, no smashing any keyboards, no therapy required, plus, I don’t think someone who lives in a Council Property and works at McDonalds could afford that, just a suggestion.

@EdwardHarrisWH You are probably red in the face and bashing your keyboard, maybe I buy you some therapy? To get rid of your anger issues.

@JoshFordCONS I don’t you’re just boring!

@EdwardHarrisWH Dont be so vulgar, have I hit a nerve? You get so triggered.

@JoshFordCONS Wasn’t fired, I resigned, don’t use this Twitter much anymore, doesn’t matter either way. Twat.

@EdwardHarrisWH You also need to update your bio, as it still says you are the Press Secretary when you were fired ages ago.

@JoshFordCONS me when i lie

@EdwardHarrisWH I worked from early in the morning till late in the evening, I made many phone calls and had many meetings.

@JoshFordCONS laughing that i did more than u whilst on inactivity notice lolz

@EdwardHarrisWH At least I held more than one briefing!

@JoshFordCONS me when i lie.

@EdwardHarrisWH Excuse me, no you never.

@JoshFordCONS I LASTED LONGER THAN U LMAOOO

@EdwardHarrisWH What are you laughing at edward? 🤣 sorry - I’m just chucking at your 2 day stint as Press Secretary.

@JoshFordCONS 😂

@EdwardHarrisWH Dont talk to me like that you slimy little toad, I only fly first class.