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You're my water when I'm stuck in the desert You're the Tylenol I take when my head hurts You're the sunshine on my life

This time next year, I'm going to be crying tears of joy because of how beautiful life got.

If it isn’t laundry it’s the dishes. If it isn’t the dishes the bathroom needs to be clean, fridge needs to be stocked or floors need to be mopped. It’s never ending 😂

i hope christmas feels like christmas this year

my big 3? yapping, napping, & snacking

Can’t wait to get to the stage where I can add spa days as 1 of my monthly maintenance expenses 🕯️

Me soon as that direct deposit hit 🤑

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY!!

Me after someone buys the house i had saved on Zillow, that im planning to buy in 10 years 😭😭

I need 6 lemon drops, a full body massage, 20k real quick.

A bill paid & Spa day.

i know it will pass, but it's heavy

A trip. That is already planned out, paid for, and I just show up

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm

the retirement age needs to be lowered to 23 because i’ve had enough

Lord, remove any laziness or procrastination from my mind and body. PUSH me to my FULL potential!!!!

the a in her name stands for always right

girl maintenance before a trip is where the money really goes to 😭

me when someone doesn't believe me and they google it and see I'm right

me at 7 am sharp