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@StoniAstley Zero.

How many books does one have to sell before they can officially call themselves an 'author'?

@danbrennan73 The more people think critically, the less they agree with Joe Rogan.

Joe Rogan’s views on Canada reflect his beliefs, and while that’s fine, Canadians might not want to allow his influence to manifest. It’s important to think critically and form our own opinions.

Your story is not good for us. Please send it to The Sun.

@GabrielHart77 I think "coming clean" and attempting to humanize himself is a is a big mistake. Aloof pariah is a much more fitting public image.

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Adam Ant vs. Bruce Dern in WORLD GONE WILD (1988)

Hey if you're a reviewer and would like an ARC lemme know and I will do whatever black magic I gotta do to get you one.

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@jdalewrites This all makes sense. Thank you. I'm sick of them, too, now, in solidarity.

@MagExcuse Best I can say is solicitation only places tend to be the most insular. Not their fault if that’s how they wanna be. Pictures of whoever together with their obvious vague tweets. It’s not hard; they’re choosing to show these things publicly.

Anyone else starting to dislike seeing the same names in the same lit mags & presses?

@jdalewrites You're probably paying closer attention than I am, but I'm interested if you want to share.

@MagExcuse My question is very subjective based on who you perceive to be in your circles however there are overarching commonalities I’ve been seeing come to form during COVID

So is this guy the Pip Boy, or just Fallout Boy?

@Pteratorn @Pteratorn Thanks!!!

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@DrSpooky_ER Going with 3.

How many eclipse related injuries/issues will I see today? Cast a guess and if you guess correctly, I’ll name a character after you in a later work 😉🌒

Sometimes subjectivity is the only choice: "We're going to pass because the editor (me) doesn't share your characters' opinions about Neil Young being interesting or vaginas being terrifying."