Gage

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

getting a new pair of shoes as an adult and not a single person asks how fast you can run in them

What no naps does to a mf

If i was at the red wedding i would have done something

Succesfully wasted the first third of 2026

that gap in my resume is from when i was usurping the iron throne

jon having a teenage existential crisis tyrion:

the second best feeling in the whole world is when a girl runs her fingers through your hair. the best feeling is definitely besting a foe in a test of swordsmanship. he was careless, a lunge too far, an opening for my blade. you were formidable but never stood a chance

Yall my wife is so beautiful 🥹🥹🥹😭

I just read that US troops are smoking weed so they fail their drug tests and get kicked out, so they don't have to fight the war. Protesting is protesting🤙🏼 Brilliant.

Game Informer (1991-2024)

Jon Snow had a worse day

Don’t call me an iPad kid if I need TikTok while I roll

not now bro i’m bearing the curse

This is what a patriot looks like.

I’m an advocate for being kind to others and also wielding an absolutely massive sword