maggie 👅✨

If your intentions are to become anything other than obsessed with me, please leave me alone xoxox

@duolingo I HATE the verbal word translation feature… not because I don’t know the words, but because your stupid AI program doesn’t like my accent when I’m saying it… either fix it or get rid of it I’m sick of your nonsense

@bigshrekfan_ This is so for real bc we’re so funny and hot

Me and @MaggieK0

@SISTheeStallion Is this guy fr

Plz just send the flood now

I started The Mentalist because I'm trying to avoid watching Psych again for the 1000th time and I'm sorry to u Patrick Jane... ur just not Shawn Spencer

@bigshrekfan_ it's already on hulu wtf the movie theater era is dying

It was so funny I’m going to see freaky Friday 2 for the 3rd time tonight (I’m an a lister so it’s free don’t worry)

my life is falling apart and i'm on the fast track to crashing out

im okay with being single. But at NIGHT???while im drunk?? thats too much

@SISTheeStallion she had her tubes tied queen!

All I’m saying is Trisha needs to get pregnant again asap… I can’t do 9 more months of this

The celebrity 3's will happen every time...

Actually devastated that @rookcoffee no longer has the cinnamon vanilla cold brew… I wasn’t ready to part with it

@SISTheeStallion Well now what queen?????

Please, for the love of god, can it be July 1st already

Did I just finish a Psych rewatch last week? Yes. Do I want to start a new one tonight? Also yes.

this app really used to be something before it got bought... the fall off was too much

the strawberry tres leches at Crumbl... WOW u guys have outdone yourselves

listening to this week's @OPLShow and holy cow Greg and Joe are better people than me because I was SCREAMING at this guy what the hell !!!!

Went back to listen to this @morganpage throwback and it instead plays Body Work?? A welcome surprise but not the song I wanted to hear

My Amazon pre-order of Onyx Storm has no delivery date yet.... GET IT TOGETHER I NEED THIS BOOK

holy shit i miss tiktok

Don’t we have like a BUNCH of other problems to worry about besides TikTok???????