Maggie Machado

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Maggie Machado

Maggie Machado

@MaggieMachado

I manage a military spouse blog (How to MilSpouse) and a freelance content development company (The Text Effect, LLC).

North Carolina, USA Katılım Mart 2017
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Maggie Machado
Maggie Machado@MaggieMachado·
This. But replace “so tired” with “so pregnant.”
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Billy Jensen
Billy Jensen@Billyjensen·
As we all binge The Bundy Tapes on @Netflix and share the trailer for the Zac Efron movie, please remember the victims. These women all had hopes and dreams. They should all have movies made about them. I always try to remember what these monsters took away. #TedBundyTapes
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Andrew Nadeau
Andrew Nadeau@TheAndrewNadeau·
[After leaving Willy Wonka’s factory] ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to— ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!
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Anna Drezen
Anna Drezen@annadrezen·
Things I did say out loud during my first ever Brazilian: - “This is so bad” - “Is my legs gone?” - “Yeah, vacation is nice to go on vacation” - “Where did you put my asshole?” - “Mister Christ”
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Jill Gutowitz
Jill Gutowitz@jillboard·
wait wtf should i go to coachella this year
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K.Flay
K.Flay@kflay·
my new year’s resolution 1920 x 1080
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Maggie Machado@MaggieMachado·
@kristen_j_ Wow. All I did was eat tortillas and try to find at least one pair of matching socks.
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Ben Schwartz
Ben Schwartz@rejectedjokes·
So sad that in just a few days bread and dessert will have calories again.
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Maggie Machado@MaggieMachado·
Favorite part of Christmas: watching my mom try to figure out how to use her Echo. She keeps shouting Siri. I’ll tell her it’s Alexa before we leave I swear.
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Maggie Machado@MaggieMachado·
Got Girl Wash Your Face for Christmas. 2 pages in and I’ve already spilled both Bloody Mary mix and whipped cream on it. Feels fitting. @msrachelhollis
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Maggie Machado@MaggieMachado·
If you’re home for the holidays and your midwestern mother hasn’t aggressively offered you bruschetta as a “little snack,” is she even your midwestern mother?
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Jackie Zebrowski
Jackie Zebrowski@jacktheworm·
Ran out of milk and legitimately considered using Rumchata in my mac n cheese. WHO SAYS WEDNESDAYS AREN’T FOR LIVING DANGEROUSLY?
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billy eichner
billy eichner@billyeichner·
It's the Billy on the Street AMY POEHLER CHRISTMAS CAROL AMBUSH!!! A HOLIDAY CLASSIC!!!
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