@damienwoody I had mine last week. It wasn’t horrible. Even the drink was tolerable when mixed with apple juice and chased with ginger ale. Honestly, NyQuil tastes worse.
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Magic Jackie
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Just got my colonoscopy this morning….fellas please go get yours! Too many of us put off this procedure.
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@toughkitten2 Ha! I purposely turned up gorl world to cover up the sound of his anime.
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@MagicJackie1 I told Chuck I told Rudy his bands music gives me headaches. And then added I’m kinda a bitch
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With the king of the NFL draft! Look what the cat dragged in!
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@monicalavella Students are becoming more apathetic every year...
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My 15 year old came home today and told me one of his teacher called him out as one of only 3 kids who submitted an assignment that was due yesterday.
Three.
The other 25 didn’t bother submitting.
She begged them to submit. Saying that as long as their work isn’t slop, they’ll get a 90.
The school system is a mess.
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Mark Wahlberg once said he doesn’t know Tom Cruise because: “We attend different churches.”
Followed by: "I am at the one with Jesus baby”
Mark is a devout Catholic.
Trad West@trad_west_
In an interview with Jeremy Clarkson, Mark Wahlberg defended his faith and said he goes to the Church where Jesus is. when the conversation moves toward Tom Cruise and the world of luxury cars, Rather than offering a standard response, Wahlberg reveals that he doesn't actually know the fellow A-lister, cheekily noting that they "attend different churches." Mark goes on and says: "I’m at the one with Jesus, baby."
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@ThePoniExpress I miss the 1980's Figment ride. That was cool!
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The figment of my imagination ride at Epcot might be the worst ride in human history.
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@toughkitten2 I am happy for you! Maybe you can get him into gorl world!?!
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@MagicJackie1 We went to high school together he was a senior when I was a freshman. I didn’t ever talk to him just knew of him because I was friends with his half sister. He added me on Facebook saw that I smoke weed like he does saw that as an in to come hang out with me.
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I was so mad yesterday because I missed Chuck’s text. He wound up coming over later though. Just left because he had to work. I’m really enjoying his company it’s so easy. We can hang out and not have to even talk the whole time. Just enjoy the company
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@KaylaSaysMore Probably when she made me sit through her weight watchers and Jenny Craig meetings
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@KaylaSaysMore I used to go to Weight Watchers meetings with my mom and any time she would lose weight, she would turn into diet guru. She always had something to say about my food choices.
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@nypost It's only sad for the spouses and children. Life is all about choices, and unfortunately their choices have grave consequences.
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Top NFL insider is 'really sad' watching Dianna Russini-Mike Vrabel scandal unfold trib.al/eUBs9xo
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wtf is happening to her like seriously 😐
Doc Remy LeBeau@raccoonrocket_
When the groceries were finally all bagged up, Chantal sat and stared at the people in her phone, red-faced and breathing heavily, occasionally darting her glance back and forth across the room. This went on for an uncomfortable amount of time. #foodiebeauty
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@ShamsCharania I thought that this was a picture of James Franklin at first…
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BREAKING: Jason Kidd is out as coach of the Dallas Mavericks. New Mavericks president Masai Ujiri is making a coaching change.
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@KatieSanders238 Are you looking for another niece? Your plushies are precious!
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Crochet silver fox for my nephew.
It has shimmer in the grey so it sparkles in the light.
Might take another stab at the position before I ship it.
All in, crocheting/sewing together, it was less than 2.5 hours.
Katie "You Flapping Twat" "Pick Me Bxtch" Sanders@KatieSanders238
My Icelandic nephew called this morning to request I make him a silver fox plushie. So I guess we're crocheting a fox tonight friends.
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Thursday, April 23, 2026
Blind Item #1
Apparently, there are even more women for the married NFL coach that are about to see the light of day.
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Does anybody over the age of 3 actually take 'baths' anymore? It seems to me that the bathtub is on the fast track to becoming extinct like the VCR, 8-track tapes, and rotary phones.
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