Evan

me when i get paired against the player with a beat up channelfireball deck box, no tokens, dice, or playmat, and a hotel notepad for keeping track of life totals

snap keep

@GR_DONKIN Unc he completely auragapped me while resistmaxxing the deadly cortisol spike

@MagikarpMTG I'll never forget how you got framemogged by your round three opponent who was mulliganmaxing

I tried to JESTERMAXX at the spotlight and ended up getting BRUTALLY FRAME MOGGED by my opponents. After starting 3-1, I nearly faced a magic career ending CORTISOL SPIKE as I got BUILDMOGGED by D1 SEALEDMAXXERS. I STABILIZED AURA by DROPMAXXING at 3-3 to COPEMAXX my ELO. 🥀🕊️💔

pats could get a better oline with random dudes from a lgs

3-3 spotlight toronto. fun format, expected result with 3 days of prep

ppl open 13 rares in their sealed pool and start talkin different

the promised land

quoted kung fu panda in the interview

@Nowayh_ the best approach is to uninstall or just play aram. otherwise just turn off chat

@MagikarpMTG Since getting gold, I've found my mental isn't as strong as I would want it to be. It seems to be a fortress made of out of straw and sticks, and riot is a powerful and mighty fox. Will contemplate and rethink approach while on my kayak.

Saw too many people today saying building mental comes with playing more tournaments, poker or fucking kayak. no. It comes with plunging yourself in hell and building your mental as an emotionless fortress will be challenger before worlds

mail day

fantasy picks 2-5 have gotten injured. never was very good at limited

had a dream last night noah rabin was my uber driver

won small rcq with same 75 WW bw control WLW vivi WW esper control ID ID WW angels homie scoop @JeremyDangles1 deck is cracked

@JeremyDangles1 J the hero

Deck is good

@MtgVDR bring in obolt abrade vengeful take out lynx some number of hellkite/burst

@MagikarpMTG What’s the sb plan vs vivi?

scooped finals of RCQ with the best card in standard (bashtronaut) WW guildgates? LWL golgari WW vivi WLW vivi LWW mirror WW vivi WW gruul delirium scoop @fireshoes

@betameech @fireshoes deck is gas

@MagikarpMTG @fireshoes Cant wait to get these cards in

looked over at the table next to me at a recq and homie was using chatgpt for sideboarding advice… cooked

1-4 drop ran bad played bad