Curmudgeon Obscura

@rosalindchao @TODAYshow Can you convince Ming-Na to get on Trek so we can have all four of you? 🥰

‘Joy Luck Club’ cast reflects on bond, encouraging Asian stories today.com/video/-joy-luc… via @TODAYshow

@PetraMalusclava The little one is so adorable!!

Love this ❤️❤️❤️

Omw to get tested…Need espresso ☕️☀️

@danavespoli Pets. They're weird. Today my cat started licking my armpits and I'm already suspecting she's watching your videos while I'm asleep.

Good morning from Pucci☀️

@Seska Oh good. It's still right where we left it

On my way home! I’m glad I finally got to see Niagara Falls.

@NHLPR @NHL @BlueJacketsNHL @EdmontonOilers @NHLJets @GEICO It should be noted that Greaves' three games were against the 2nd (twice) and 8th highest scoring teams in the league.

Jet Greaves (@BlueJacketsNHL), Connor McDavid (@EdmontonOilers) and Connor Hellebuyck (@NHLJets) have been named the NHL’s “Three Stars” presented by GEICO for the week ending April 13. #NHLStats: media.nhl.com/public/news/18…

@HannibalDamage He wasn't even bulked up like this for Coriolanus when it would have been appropriate.

Can someone make this stop I don’t want this or the euphoria meme anymore please

@etherealzoey Your tits are dangerous weapons!

hit myself in the face so hard with my titties i cut my lip :( it's bleeding

@LucasSa56947288 Alberta and Saskatchewan need to be in red.

Who agrees with this map? 🙋🏾‍♂️

@TetraSwan No, the hate for the Buffaslug is very fair

the buffaslug

@TrekCore Not like she's trying to rescue her father in her other series.

NEW GALLERY! #StarTrekProdigy Blu-ray Screencaps — "Brink" To prevent a war, Gwyn leads the crew on a mission to rescue her father — but discoveries force Gwyn to make hard choices which have dire consequences for everyone. See more: tinyurl.com/pro216-caps #StarTrek

@Avengers @Marvel

@Author_PCorrell Don't get your Crowleys mixed up.

Oh no, in order to write this story I will have to do research into Spiritualist seances of the early 20th century. Oh no. Oh noooo. 😉

@BlueJays When you're taking lessons from the best defensive center fielder of this generation, your skill is bound to get better.

George Springer loves playing CF 😃

@DocksEcky @FiraxisGames

The best #civ6 // #civ7

@AdaRook666 Damn, I'm 36 years too late from when I was stationed there.

@Nnedi Chicken fillet sold separately.

Here's the cover for our forthcoming graphic novel, THE SPACE CAT (from First Second Books, due out August 12, 2025). This is a book for ALL AGES (IGNORE the other labels). It's a book you can read with and to your cat or dog...& parrots, owls and chameleons will enjoy it, too.

@Avalanche @NHL Wow. That's not quite half the games that Rick Simonick has in that position.

Congrats to Head Equipment Manager Donny White on working his 1500th career NHL game 🎉 Couldn't do it without you!

@NHL Bit by bit, the pieces fit The Soviet Machine advances...

Alex Ovechkin is an absolute machine. 💪 He might not ever slow down. #Gr8Chase

@emily_tweets Eating someone out to the Apocalypse in 9/8 (co-starring the delicious talents of Gabble Ratchet) by Genesis is not just an experience, it is a way of life.

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