
Magnus Carlsen (Parody)
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Magnus Carlsen (Parody)
@MagnusBurner
5-Time World Chess Champion and undisputed greatest player of all time. Classical Chess Sucks. Parody Account.


No player is above the game. FIDE’s decision will define chess’s future. I hope they choose the right side of history.

You broke the rules on camera, you only thought they would agree to your proposal because you dropped out of the blitz and made ridiculous demands. FIDE will hopefully take a stand and remind us all that no player is above the game. They failed to hold you accountable when you tried to ruin my life, I hope they’ve learned their lesson.

I’ve never prearranged a draw in my career. In the video I’m joking with Ian in a situation with lacking decisive tiebreak rules. This was obviously not an attempt to influence FIDE. It was said in the spirit that I thought FIDE would agree to our proposal. If anything it was a bad joke given the gravity of the situation. I think the match itself showed two players playing high level chess, equally matched and both deserving of a win.


@GMHikaru I have a better idea actually! This outfit…



I don’t hate Tennessee for their players it’s their piece of shit fans

We really have Magnus commentating on Hikaru vs. Hans. I love this game.





1/2 I would like insincerely apologize to the @NYMag writer who had her feelings hurt. She presented a lot of misleading and/or erroneous claims, the most egregious of which was that I accused the photographer, Lennart Ootes of aiding with cheating
