Mr Magpie

@HumanitysArmy HUMBLE 😂

You can't help yourself but get another fucking kicking can you? I live in Dubai, Muscat, San Jose Del Cabo and San Diego. I am resident in 3 of those countries. And I said it was lunch time, idiot, not that I was having lunch. I work out 5 hours a day, I have all day, every day to do what I like, and have done for 20 years, which is why I am infinitely better than you on every metric. Unlike you, I can back up what I say. Smarter, stronger, fitter, more enlightened, richer, better looking, humbler. So again. 1 to 6. Get to it, learn to be a man, bitch.

⏹️ FT.

@HumanitysArmy I'd hardly call Ravenshead and Chesterfield all over the world. You're doing an awful lot of typing for someone who's having lunch in a Gym, allegedly.

Keep deflecting, cunt. 1. Too scared to upload yourself. 2. Can't explain their atheist faith. 3. Can't explain neuroscience findings in religious and spiritual practice. 4. Can't prove a single achievement. 5. Schooled on every subject they bring up. 6. A cowardly, dumb, ignorant, basic, cunt. Why can't you back anything up you say? Imagine. What a fucking pussy. Man up bitch.

@HumanitysArmy They've always said Chesterfield is the San Diego of the Midlands

@MagpieMiracles Yes, very bothered by showing you up time and time again to be a cowardly ignorant fuck. Its also lunch time in San Diego dickhead, and I am in the gym. At least you're not someone who runs from every challenge set, and continues to be a complete pussy.

@HumanitysArmy At least you're not just sat there in the evening letting all this bother you so much 😂

@MagpieMiracles Why can't you explain your faith based belief system, cunt? And this is what you jumped in on, dickead. Note who posted the first comment. Try and be right about anything. 😅🤡

@HumanitysArmy Once again, you literally started all of this by picking up on someone's spelling mistake. Don't talk to me about point scoring on that, just holding up the mirror my friend

Its called typing on a phone, you dumb fuck. I retired at 28 and trained as a Barrister and you, a dumb anon fuck, thinks they can point score on typos. And then use LOL like the effeminate little girl you are. What are your achievements? Who even are you? A nobody pretending to be another nobody. Where's your video you cowardly fucker? I am literally calling you out, you ballless fuck. 😅🤡

@HumanitysArmy Oh, you spelt convinced wrong LOL

@MagpieMiracles Cunts like you will never admit they are wrong. Which is why you stay a cunt. A Godless cowardly cunt. Where was your answer on the Big Bang, man of science and fountain of knowledge?

@HumanitysArmy I'm not the one trying desperately to prove I'm someone I'm not. I'm sorry you're not comfortable enough In yourself to actually be yourself. Hopefully one day you will accept who you are and be happy and not an angry little man behind a keyboard.

Bitches way of saying he won't upload a video. You have zero frame of reference, you Godless cunt. Your brain was designed to plug into its source. Its like explaining love to someone who's never been in love. Better than love. Any drug. Any status. Any money. And you don't have it. Fuck you, Godless, basic, cowardly, useless, broken, anon, cunt.

@HumanitysArmy Just as an FYI, calling me godless REALLY isn't the insult you think it is.

@MagpieMiracles That's why there's videos of me all over my account, reality denying cunt.😅😅😅🤡 Tell you what. Upload a video of yourself cursing me out, by name, and then I'll send you a video back. Show your face you cowardly, Godless, anon, effeminate, basic cunt.

@HumanitysArmy There is absolutely no way that's you. Nice try though

Why cant you use Google you dumb fuck? You wouldn't know truth if it came up and smacked you on your knuckledragging skull, which it is now. Google Barclay Littlewood Lamborghini, and go fuck yourself. My spelling is great. I workout 5 hours a day and type in-between sets and on the treadmill. Nice try on trying to one up, and failing again. And "God" (not your idea of God) is the source of existence, including all ideas, knowledge and beliefs. The thing that comes before all of them and exists despite them and is to be found within. You actually think you are your brain and thoughts. You fucking plonker. Even your brain is an easily programmed computer with built in flaws you don't even understand you brainwashed fuck. The fact you're lost in your over active frontal lobes and mistaking your evidence free faith on chance creation for reality, is your issue not mine. And again, go fuck yourself you dumb fucking Godless cunt. 😅🤡

@HumanitysArmy We're all apes. It's called evolution.

@MagpieMiracles Your whole life is based on a series of half truths yet you accuse me of being a liar. Ironic. Then you'll see the truth and keep bleating on with your complaints. You apes are so predictable.

@HumanitysArmy Can you please provide links to both of those things? Shouldn't have an issue doing that should you, because you're definitely telling the truth. P.s You're spelling is still a shambles for such a self proclaimed sophisticated man. Oh and God doesn't exist.

"Chatting shit" meaning you can't understand what I am saying, you low IQ prick? Everything I claim is based by evidence. The fact you're more bothered about that and what I am telling you re spiritual practice, shows what a basic fuck you are. The Telegraph wrote an article on me owning a Lamborgibi and Ferrari and earning 1.6 million a year. Around the time I was in the Times Young Rich List, the main story on the BBC snd ITV. I was on the BBC website a month ago. Anyway, all this is irrelevant...you're a science denying Godless cunt and will remain so. Fuck you and your ignorance. You have zero interest in truth, fuck you and your unsubstantiated beliefs. 😅🤡

@ChesterfieldFC Were these the same cups that were being lifted at Meadow Lane after the game?

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@HumanitysArmy You still chatting shit 😂? Yes I'm sure you were and I'm sure you have plenty of photos and evidence of you and the car because you're definitely not making all this up. I'm not projecting anything. I was asked a question, I answered and you, being a loon, went bonkers.

You don't need to be convicned dickhead. I am blessed beyond measure. I was driving around Notts in a Lambo Murcielago Roadster, 20 years ago before I got the f out of Mud Island. If you had half a functioning brain, which you dont, you could find out who I am. Now onto neuroscience. You're an abject halfwit. We have established this. "God doesn't exist". Your IDEA of God is easily disproven. However the benefits of spiritual practice by MRI scans, including on myself, are proven. "But its just a trick." And, how is you, convincing yourself of something, not tricking yourself, that it doesn't exist? Now you're projecting your beliefs onto me, despite evidence. Do you KNOW what set off this Universe or designed it? No. You think it appeared by chance. I admire your FAITH. So now your postulate is, it appeared by chance, we evolved by chance, wr have brain plasticity by chance and then by chance, there are practices that connect to a creator, that by chance heal and have positive effects on the brains of the adherent, that by chance cannot be replicated in anyway by other practices that don't involve a higher power or source. A sextuple chance. As an infinite intelligence works inside of you to keep you alive, you spew your monkey minded bullshit, mistaking your mind, your invisibly friend, as ultimate truth and reality. Once the thalamus deactivates, and you "hand over," to the breath, presence, awareness, power that is a constant, despite all experiences, a symphony happens in the brain. The more you do it, the easier it gets. We then give it names, have bat shit crazy ideas about it and confuse the map with the territory. Do you think religion has surived on logic alone? Idiot! I have it all, done it all, owned it all, and a relationship with your source/creator is the best thing you can experience in life. Period. You, in your idiocy, conflate accuracy of the Bible and religion with what they point to and what neuroscience confirms the process of, and its effects. You're lost in a surface illusion as total reality. As they say - don't share your pearls of wisdom with swine. Choke on them you Godless bitch. People like you are why England is fucked. You and get drunk, wanker.

@HumanitysArmy Must be hard having to leave your online persona to go back to whatever your reality is, every time you log off twitter. Have I once denied neuroscience? Or did I just say God doesn't exist? Spoiler, IT or anything like it doesn't however you try and trick yourself to believe it.

@HumanitysArmy I've never been more convinced that someone isn't a "successful millionaire", than since I've been having these exchanges with you. Have you noticed how I haven't resorted to name calling once, yet you've done it at least 3 times each tweet?

@HumanitysArmy I might gain another follower at this rate

@MagpieMiracles Your one follower must have missed this world changing post. Call you Mum and have her check her phone, cunt.

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@HumanitysArmy Science denying 😂. Science is all I believe in, none of your spiritual voodoo however you try and dress it up

@MagpieMiracles No one asked for the contents of your imagination dipshit. So you deny neuroscience do you? Like I said. Science denying cunt.

@HumanitysArmy You're a lunatic 😂. Who are you trying to convince here? All i see is someone desperately trying to convince yourself you have it all. I'm starting to think the opposite and this is actually a cry for help.

Haha, "He", so you mean your idea of God? Are you a 7 year old? A guy in the sky killing people? That got the story of creation wrong? No shit. This is the objective truth. Neuroscience shows unequivocally all religions and practices lead to profound neurological changes. Factual accuracy is irrelevant. As is congruence of beliefs. These have amazing effects on the brain, that cannot be replicated elsewhere. Spiritual exercise my unfit friend. A giant placebo for billions of people? Maybe. One that heals depression, anxiety, addiction, identity issues, stress, PTSD, being a cunt and all the othet shit morons like you experience. All down to a greater, all prevalent power or source that goes under a million names and paths. You don't get to access those states, science denying cunt. All you get is materialism. Which I also have in fucking abundance. And you'll never satisfy your never ending thirst from it. Fucking delicious isn't it, you Godless cunt. Over to you my sub 150 IQ friend. And cunt. God Bless you in the meantime, prick.

@HumanitysArmy @CheezyNCFC @ChesterfieldFC You're the one that brought up spelling mate 😂. I can answer that very quickly. He doesn't exist. Hope that helps.

I type on the treadmill fool. (Walking) 😅🤡 Why don't we have a debate about something, my dear typo tyrant? As a no doubt traditional English man of (outdated) science and beer swilling at converted Churches, I suggest a topic. Worship of God is scientifically proven to have positive effects on the brain. You can take the no position. Or would that threaten your indendetitty?

@HumanitysArmy @CheezyNCFC @ChesterfieldFC You can't spell barrister either by the looks of it

Take it up with Samsung. No offence to you, but it's more indicative of your intelligence than mine, that you presume anyone, let alone someone who trained as Barirster at Gray's Inn and retired at 28, can't spell identity. Do you think there's a magical "n" in the word? If I have spelled it identitty I could understand. Try to be less obtuse over there on Mud Island today. In the meantime I'll gladly school you on any subject you like.